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Show your swords.

I used to be pretty big into medieval culture...last year even. So much that I was fairly close to moving to NC to become an armourers apprentice. I had several cheap ebay items that looked cool, but never anything even halfway credible as far as weapons go. I did have a full suit of armour, a couple of pieces were fairly documentable, but it was sport armour and definately not replica.
 
I have an inexpensive ninja-styled full tang blade. Quite sturdy, and it would make a great practice sword, but that is about it. I am sure that a real sword guru would laugh at me for buying it. Though, I can't really afford a weapon of much higher caliber.
 
abark000 said:
If someone would photoshop a ninja sword into the hand of the fat elvis impersonator with the cameltoe you would get a pretty accurate picture of my day-to-day attire.

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