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Double Bass SICK FUN WITH LYRICS.
- Thread starter Paul Warburton
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Don't Get Around Much Anymore.
Missed the toilet last night,
took a dump on the floor,
cleaned it up with my toothbrush,
don't brush my teeth much anymore!
Missed the toilet last night,
took a dump on the floor,
cleaned it up with my toothbrush,
don't brush my teeth much anymore!
- Dec 13, 1999
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Some enchanted evening
You'll fellate a stranger
Yes, you'll fellate a stranger
Cause you're a crack whore....
You'll fellate a stranger
Yes, you'll fellate a stranger
Cause you're a crack whore....
Now wait a mint.....the "fellate' stuff was smoother than a mother*****, but that there last line don't even rhyme or go with the figure of the tune.
So, first three lines....five stars.
Last line.....minus one star.
Please try again.......
- Dec 13, 1999
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- Chuck Sher publishes my book, WALKING BASSICS:The Fundamentals of Jazz Bass Playing.
Goddamn it, if you don't come up with the lyrics to "Aren't your boobies gigantic" pretty damn soon, I'm talkin' to that promoter I was tellin' you about. He'll cancel ina NY minute.....
By the way.....Aaron, you're right with us. Kudos.
- Dec 13, 1999
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AYTG
They're as big as melons,
Melons, as big as my head.
AYTG
I just take one look and think
Oh what fun in bed!
They
Both describe a motion
when you walk or run.
And,
that motion gives a notion
That could lead to fun!
AYTG
doesn't matter to me
if they're fake or real
AYTG
all I really want to do
is just to cop a feel
Please
let me take a gander, glance
or just one squeeze (or two)
oh won't you please?
AYT real big.
Happy now?
They're as big as melons,
Melons, as big as my head.
AYTG
I just take one look and think
Oh what fun in bed!
They
Both describe a motion
when you walk or run.
And,
that motion gives a notion
That could lead to fun!
AYTG
doesn't matter to me
if they're fake or real
AYTG
all I really want to do
is just to cop a feel
Please
let me take a gander, glance
or just one squeeze (or two)
oh won't you please?
AYT real big.
Happy now?
- Dec 13, 1999
- 11,736
- 8,941
- 70
- Disclosures
- Chuck Sher publishes my book, WALKING BASSICS:The Fundamentals of Jazz Bass Playing.
Now wait a mint.....the "fellate' stuff was smoother than a mother*****, but that there last line don't even rhyme or go with the figure of the tune.
So, first three lines....five stars.
Last line.....minus one star.
Please try again.......
Ok - last line "Behind a bathroom door...."
overheard in Karaoke:
"all my love, all my kissin,
she gives good head with her front teeth missin,
oh boy"
wait a minute, that wasn't how Buddy used to sing it...
"all my love, all my kissin,
she gives good head with her front teeth missin,
oh boy"
wait a minute, that wasn't how Buddy used to sing it...
- Dec 13, 1999
- 11,736
- 8,941
- 70
- Disclosures
- Chuck Sher publishes my book, WALKING BASSICS:The Fundamentals of Jazz Bass Playing.
- Dec 13, 1999
- 11,736
- 8,941
- 70
- Disclosures
- Chuck Sher publishes my book, WALKING BASSICS:The Fundamentals of Jazz Bass Playing.
Or Rich, or Collette....Oh, I know who he's talkin' about...Buddy Catlett. Good bass player from here in Denver. Played with Basie fer a mint. That's why I love TB, Ed...you can learn SO much ****. I never knew Buddy could sing.
