I'm going to make statement:
Slayer is the best band ever. Every member of that band is a better musician than anybody else on the planet.
Now Discuss.

Nothing to discuss.
Your wrong.
I have a few Mike Stern tunes I would love to see Kerry King fall apart on.
And Tom Araya (sp?), tell him I have a chart for "Donna Lee". And I'll even let him use his pick if he needs to. Or better yet, let him loose on "My Girl"- that should be good!
Jeff Hanneman- He can stay home. I'm sure he'll want to after I give him a Joe Pass disc to learn from.
Then I'd give the whole band (Dave Lombardo too) the Real Book and let them pick ANYTHING and without practicing ahead of time, just pick and play so to speak, and sit back with a drink and have a good chuckle.
In fact, I'll let them have at "Goodby Pork Pie Hat" (a slow ballad in case you didn't know).
Or heck, lets see them have at "Some Skunk Funk" by the Brecker Brothers. It's a fast tune. They like to play fast, right?.
Now, for what they do, they're great.
Outside of that, I got nothing.....