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Small things in life you hate
- Thread starter Ironbar
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She said "do you like these?"
They were store bought.
It was before I was married.
I prefer talking to my wife.
The last stripper to talk to me said "Sorry sweety, that should come right out in the wash"
Silence is golden.
Besides, shouldn't the guy who bought them for her be fishing for compliments?
I guess he should. Wonder if they do buy one get one free.
Some cats come to you when you call them, and then right when you're about to pet them, they run away.
I don't hate that cat, I hate that feeling. I have meniscus in my both knees and if I took the time to kneel to your level, YOU WILL COME AND OFFER ME YOUR TUMMY KITTY, GODDAMIT KITTY, THAT'S A BAD KITTY!!!
I throw a slice of cheese I have handy at all times to the cats that do that. I always hit the forehead, always...
I don't hate that cat, I hate that feeling. I have meniscus in my both knees and if I took the time to kneel to your level, YOU WILL COME AND OFFER ME YOUR TUMMY KITTY, GODDAMIT KITTY, THAT'S A BAD KITTY!!!
I throw a slice of cheese I have handy at all times to the cats that do that. I always hit the forehead, always...
Damn Mr. Coffee machine beeps 5 times when finished brewing. Clearly 4 beeps would be adequate.
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Glitter on greeting cards. And it's the newfangled fine glitter, not the old-fashioned little squares that are relatively easy to clean up. That fine glitter gets everywhere, and it's a major pain to get rid of. They also put the stuff all over Christmas and New Years decorations, and even many Halloween decorations. Glitter on Halloween? Seriously?!
They need to keep the glitter on the hallmark cards. It makes a good cover story for when you have stripper glitter all over your shirt.
"Here honey, I got you a card"
"Here honey, I got you a card"
Glitter: the herpes of craft supplies
