bongomania
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Please lets all hope that an Emu attacks a Nun in OKlahoma or something
I pray for that every night.
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Please lets all hope that an Emu attacks a Nun in OKlahoma or something
I'm not so sure that the site you linked to is particularly balanced. I would suggest looking for statistics on dog/human attacks by breed. A quick google:I was with you on the drunk driver part...
But the "Dangerous breeds of dogs" thing is largely a media creation, like this chimp incident (that is, they get a lot of publicity despite their relative rarity).
Consider the number of "dangerous dogs" (pit bulls, rotties, dobies, etc.) in CT, and the number of attacks, to the number of chimps... and to the number of drunk drivers and serious accidents...
For a balanced view on "dangerous dogs", check out the Bad Rap site (http://www.badrap.org ) particularly this page: [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]
Wiki said:There are studies that claim certain breeds are more likely to attack than others. A study by Merritt Clifton, which analyzed serious attacks in the U.S. and Canada between 1982 and 2006, determined that Pit Bulls, Rottweilers, Presa Canarios, and their mixes were responsible for 74% of attacks studied and 65% of fatalities.[6][7] Another study indicates that pit bulls and their mixes were involved in approximately one third of the reported human dog bite-related fatalities between 1981 and 1992, while Rottweilers were responsible for about half of those fatalities reported between 1993 and 1996. [7]
Article said:Between the years of 1979 and 1998 more than 300 people were killed by dog bite injuries, according to dog bite statistics. Twenty five different canine breeds have been identified in fatal dog bite accidents. Rottweilers and Pit Bulls account for approximately half of all dog bite related fatalities.
another page said:In the United States, pit bulls make up one to three per cent of the overall dog population and cause more than 50 per cent of serious attacks.
Wild animals are not meant to be kept as pets. This is why.Chimpanzees look mighty cute trucking around on their roller skates, wearing funny hats, and going "ook, ook," but when roused they are vicious little bastards and not to be trifled with. Blessed with a muscle structure considerably superior to that of Homo sapiens (if not nearly as fetching in a bathing suit), chimpanzees can handle almost anything that comes along. Three drunks at a carnival would be no sweat.
It's a lot easier to get a chimp in roller skates than it is to get him to pump iron hence, most of the data on chimp strength is anecdotal and decidedly unscientific. In tests at the Bronx Zoo in 1924, a dynamometer a scale that measures the mechanical force of a pull on a spring was erected in the monkey house. A 165-pound male chimpanzee named "Boma" registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand (although he did have his feet braced against the wall, being somewhat hip, in his simian way, to the principles of leverage). A 165-pound man, by comparison, could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds. Even more frightening, a female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds. (She was in a fit of passion at the time; one shudders to think what her boyfriend must have looked like next morning.) In dead lifts, chimps have been known to manage weights of 600 pounds without even breaking into a sweat. A male gorilla could probably heft an 1,800-pound weight and not think twice about it.
As you might deduce, therefore, the word on keeping chimps as pets is a big negatory. Chimpanzees can never be fully domesticated; they're aggressive by nature and sooner or later they'll start to threaten their keepers in subtle ape ways that the untrained eye won't recognize, until one day blammo.
But maybe you're thinking, I'll just keep the little beast until it starts to act tough, and then toss it back into the jungle. Wrong. A chimpanzee brought up in captivity won't be accepted by its brothers in the wild. Shunned, the citified chimp will either starve to death or be set upon by a simian hit squad. No matter how you look at it, keeping a chimp as a pet is dangerous and inhumane.
Cecil Adams
This is why all my pets live in tanks (except the cat). Worst I can get is a nasty bite.

I don't find this surprising at all.The way she eats kisses baths with the chimp is sicko though.
Maybe this is why Michael Jackson looks so weird these days?
Oh, come on now- who here can honestly say they have NEVER done all these things & more w/their adoreable pet monkey?
Oh, come on now- who here can honestly say they have NEVER done all these things & more w/their adoreable pet monkey?
Get a pet monkey and keep him in a tank and you won't even get the risk of a bite.
I blame BJ and the Bear for creating a false image of what life with a monkey is like.
Is this a thinnly veiled attempt to tell us that you study business law?We discussed this in my business law class..