so you are the last human on earth

[bassguppy]

I'd walk around naked where I shouldn't. Parks, schoolyards, lingerie stores is all fair game. It would take the risk out of it by not getting caught though.

Hmm...is it still a crime if nobody is there to arrest or report you?

 

[MatticusMania]

I'd walk around naked where I shouldn't. Parks, schoolyards, lingerie stores is all fair game. It would take the risk out of it by not getting caught though.

Hmm...is it still a crime if nobody is there to arrest or report you?

Cant be any crime without any law. The only laws left are the Natural ones, based on your own sense of morality.

 

[chuck norriss]

It has been said, "From the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks.". Likewise, from the desolation of the earth the sole surviving bassist reacts. What is the desire of your heart? I've heard this before in psycho socio business evaluations. You should pursue that thing as if you're the last person on earth or as if you hit the jackpot etc. although you truly haven't. And that's why I try on my girlfriend's underwear & steal beers & cars.
Jk.

 

[EricF]

At least there's fish and fowl for ya'll. Good luck finding some BBQ. (BBQ Chicken dont count!)

The hell you say! BBQ chicken absolutely does count. However, I'll take beer-can chicken FTW.

 

[carlthegroover]

Your wish is coming true. In many countries, the population is actually shrinking. The average family size is something like 2.7 in the US if I remember right.

Problem is, population is shrinking in developed countries, whereas there are no real signs of population decrease in developing countries (especially among the poor, who reproduce like lemmings). And mass emmigration is the result, ending in still an overall increase in the world's population. So I wouldn't say it is happening worldwide (hopefully I'm wrong), which would be the ideal thing IMHO.

 

[carlthegroover]

Step 1: Research on how to survive a human Apocalypse (library, book stores, etc)

Step 2: Stock up on Duct Tape (mythbusters anyone?)

Step3: Dedicate the rest of my existence combing the world in search of anything SEINFELD related and destroying it piece by piece if only for the slight chance intelligent life exists outside of our planet and they may someday visit and scan all artifacts left behind. God I hate that show. Wouldn't want our new visitors to leave with a sour taste in there mouths.

Hell yeah! Mythbusters rule. Before the end of the world, I'd stock on tons of Mythbusters and Man Vs. Wild episodes (are they actually sold in DVD/ Blueray?). Who knows, they might come in handy.

I'd walk around naked where I shouldn't. Parks, schoolyards, lingerie stores is all fair game. It would take the risk out of it by not getting caught though.

Hmm...is it still a crime if nobody is there to arrest or report you?

A light toga (with nothing under it for comfort/ hygene purposes) would be a good alternative. Even in a world without people, I'd still wouldn't be comfy walking around naked.

 

[El Beardo]

Real life Minecraft!

 

[experimental bassist]

A light toga (with nothing under it for comfort/ hygene purposes) would be a good alternative. Even in a world without people, I'd still wouldn't be comfy walking around naked.

I'd totally be rocking a kilt.

And if the climate was mild, nothing else.

 

[Bloodhammer]

It has been said, "From the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks.". Likewise, from the desolation of the earth the sole surviving bassist reacts. What is the desire of your heart? I've heard this before in psycho socio business evaluations. You should pursue that thing as if you're the last person on earth or as if you hit the jackpot etc. although you truly haven't. And that's why I try on my girlfriend's underwear & steal beers & cars.
Jk.

Just how much weed do you Californians grow out there???

Between this post and Matticus' metaphysics, I'm starting to wonder if my head is actually a small dog!

 

[chuck norriss]

There are more _medicine_ stores than there are supermarkets.

 

[Bloodhammer]

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[MatticusMania]

Just how much weed do you Californians grow out there???

Between this post and Matticus' metaphysics, I'm starting to wonder if my head is actually a small dog!

Just enough.

There are more _medicine_ stores than there are supermarkets.

Well, not at the moment.

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Sounds like a plan!
"In this age and in all others, all men except a few, in most countries, are born to be mere beasts of burden."

 

[stingray2112]

Find the local beer warehouse and enjoy my new found treasure

 

[carlthegroover]

I'd totally be rocking a kilt.

And if the climate was mild, nothing else.

I'd totally be rocking a bunch of babes just for me... oh, wait, that supposedly happens when you're dead and have gone to heaven or something like that...

Ehem... a kilt would be nice, but since I have this weird vision of me as a pseudo-monk in the hypothetical post-apocalyptic world, a toga would be more fitting. But heck, if a kilt is comfy, I'd wear that too.

 

[ShredderMaximus]

I would blow alot of stuff up, crap like a wild animal, and run around nekkid.

Just the thought of getting as many cars together as possible and ghost driving them into the Grand Canyon gives me shivers.