so you are the last human on earth

I think you'd probably stock up on tissue paper, eh? <smirk>

 

This would be a good time to take up homebrewing.

 

sorry to be a buzzkill, but if there is no remaining life except you, you'll be dead pretty soon too. Ever eaten anything that wasn't once alive?

 

Getting out of formerly populated areas would probably be high on my priority list. The smell of thousands of bodies decaying would, I imagine, not be particularly pleasant.

Moving to an area that is not down wind from now "renegade" nuclear reactors would also be high on the priority list.

A stop at a few libraries or book stores for "survival guides" would be a good idea also. Don't want to survive the apocalypse, only to die from eating the wrong kind of mushroom. Don't forget, no more doctors, so you need to teach yourself how to fix injuries too.

 

Pretty much how I've felt for the past thirty years, at least.

 

I don't think he was saying "everything" was dead, assumed but the "virus" statement, but that all "humans" are dead.

 

No. More. Pants.

 

Necrophilia?...

Hmm....

 

But, i'd drive as far as I can with one car, get out, take another with gas and keep going, because why not? maybe I will run into someone (ideally an "eve" in this situation) (ideally from Brazil) and repopulate the world!

 

Fixed it for ya.

 

Stockpile as much as possible to survive: Gas, food, medicine, weapons, etc...

Assuming you can find a location in reasonable conditions, as described above in DUC1098's post, I would then worry about extrinsic things to keep yourself sane, such as music related items, books, and other things not requiring electricity.

I would be assuming that if no one is left, you're going to be out of electricity and modern resources fairly quickly, so you'll have to go back to basics.

I imagine staying sane would be the hardest part really.

 

Finally I can poop without the phone ringing!

 

Ever.

 

I'd amass one hell of a vintage motorcycle collection.

 

I would therefore proudly be the best bassist on the planet!

 

I'd go to Area 51...let's see what all this fuss is about.

 

Nope! The robo-dialers will still be working

 

Just go with the flow - find a Ferrari or whatever with a really good sound system, plug in your favourite tunes, get really, really drunk and drive it at about 170mph into the symbolic (and very sturdy) target of your choice.

Why not?