so you are the last human on earth

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Icey101, Apr 21, 2012.

  1. thats right the end has come but you have survived due to a virus that you are immune to.....and there is now no living life left on earth just you

    so what do you do?

    me well seeing theres nothing to fight like the omega man, i guess i would have to find a few projects to keep me going and stock up on canned food...

    i think teaching myself to drive an M1 tank would be one, unfortunately getting gas into it might be a problem with no pumps working

    maybe sailing a catamaran but i would end up wrecking it and drowning somewhere, riding a harley around would become boring with noone to ride with

    what else....

    Edit: lets say all mammals have perished, so you can go chase some gators :)
  2. MEKer

    MEKer Supporting member

    May 30, 2006
    I think you'd probably stock up on tissue paper, eh? <smirk>
  3. This would be a good time to take up homebrewing.
  4. stevetx19


    Sep 28, 2006
    Denton, Texas
    sorry to be a buzzkill, but if there is no remaining life except you, you'll be dead pretty soon too. Ever eaten anything that wasn't once alive?
  5. Getting out of formerly populated areas would probably be high on my priority list. The smell of thousands of bodies decaying would, I imagine, not be particularly pleasant.

    Moving to an area that is not down wind from now "renegade" nuclear reactors would also be high on the priority list.

    A stop at a few libraries or book stores for "survival guides" would be a good idea also. Don't want to survive the apocalypse, only to die from eating the wrong kind of mushroom. Don't forget, no more doctors, so you need to teach yourself how to fix injuries too.
  6. Bongolation


    Nov 9, 2001
    No Bogus Endorsements
    Pretty much how I've felt for the past thirty years, at least.
  7. I don't think he was saying "everything" was dead, assumed but the "virus" statement, but that all "humans" are dead.
  8. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    No. More. Pants.
  9. dBPete


    Jan 2, 2011

  10. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    But, i'd drive as far as I can with one car, get out, take another with gas and keep going, because why not? maybe I will run into someone (ideally an "eve" in this situation) (ideally from Brazil) and repopulate the world!
  11. jmattbassplaya

    jmattbassplaya Supporting Member

    Jan 13, 2008
    Fixed it for ya.
  12. Stockpile as much as possible to survive: Gas, food, medicine, weapons, etc...

    Assuming you can find a location in reasonable conditions, as described above in DUC1098's post, I would then worry about extrinsic things to keep yourself sane, such as music related items, books, and other things not requiring electricity.

    I would be assuming that if no one is left, you're going to be out of electricity and modern resources fairly quickly, so you'll have to go back to basics.

    I imagine staying sane would be the hardest part really.
  13. alembicguy

    alembicguy I operate the worlds largest heavy equipment Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007
    Finally I can poop without the phone ringing!
  14. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
  15. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    I'd amass one hell of a vintage motorcycle collection.
  16. MEKer

    MEKer Supporting member

    May 30, 2006
    I would therefore proudly be the best bassist on the planet!
  17. I'd go to Area 51...let's see what all this fuss is about.
  18. seanm

    seanm I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize! Supporting Member

    Feb 19, 2004
    Ottawa, Canada
    Nope! The robo-dialers will still be working :(
  19. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    I'd probably kill myself.

  20. BassyBill

    BassyBill Still here Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    West Midlands UK
    Just go with the flow - find a Ferrari or whatever with a really good sound system, plug in your favourite tunes, get really, really drunk and drive it at about 170mph into the symbolic (and very sturdy) target of your choice.

    Why not?