so you are the last human on earth

[1SHOT1HIT]

Find me a volley ball and a sharpie (Gotta have someone to talk to)

Grab an 18 wheeler,
Load it up with the worlds coolest articles,
motorcycles, a ton of guns and ammo (for fun), the world's most famous guitars and basses (all of them), I'd raid fort knox of a bunch of gold just in case things change later.
a ton of generators and a stock pile of gas.
I'd raid a movie store (For when I get bored) Stock up on dry foods to last a few years.
raid some military bases for fun things that go boom. (Entertainment)
raid a hospital for supplies.

and cram it all in and find a boat big enough (In Florida)to haul it all to the Caribbean, find me a nice tropical island and relax while I play with my new toys and watch the sun fade away.

 

[mrpackerguy]

Drive straight to the twinkie factory.

 

[Starrchild]

I would die due to the fact that there would be no more TB.

 

[stratovani]

But you're not really alone. Don't forget the three guys up in the International Space Station!

 

[Sav'nBass]

I probably wouldn't know I was the last human on Earth and start looking for more people. I doubt that would ever happen though... Too many people.

 

[chris1125]

Looks like I'm moving to guitar center.... Nah, just kidding. I mean, there's got to be a museum of highly collectible basses somewhere right?

 

[BassyBill]

I probably wouldn't know I was the last human on Earth and start looking for more people. I doubt that would ever happen though... Too many people.

Sure it'll happen. Every species has to go extinct sooner or later.

 

[Phalex]

I would win every argument on TB for the rest on my life!

 

[skychief]

Finally I can poop without the phone ringing!

^ +1 ^

 

[Darkstrike]

Ridiculously loud bass, ridiculously bad driving high octane motors on empty highways, then I'd probably do something extra stupid and die.

I would win every argument on TB for the rest on my life!

You'd lose every single one too.

 

[burk48237]

I'm looking for a good trout stream with my fly rod to start with. Maybe I'll find an alien that is immune to the virus (female human is an alien species) who goes by the name of Natalie Portman. In the name of science and the spirit of sacrifice, I'll set out to propagate the species until my brains fall out.

 

[bassistjoe93]

I'd scour all of the charred remnants of America for Reese Witherspoon on the off chance she made it. Figure if I ran across her as the only other human on earth... I still wouldn't have a chance :/

 

[runmikeyrun]

masturbate with a previously unbridled ferocity. Then maybe go find something to eat. Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[Geroi Asfalta]

If I don't find people, I will get a Rickenbacker, a rifle, and a bit of food and water. Hike the highest mountain until my death

 

[Munjibunga]

But, i'd drive as far as I can with one car, get out, take another with gas and keep going, because why not? maybe I will run into someone (ideally an "eve" in this situation) (ideally from Brazil) and repopulate the world!

Me too, but it ain't gonna be no Prius, I'll tell you that. Ferraris, mostly.

 

[5StringBlues]

I'd have a really nice collection of stacked knob Fender Jazz basses.

 

[totallyfrozen]

thats right the end has come but you have survived due to a virus that you are immune to.....and there is now no living life left on earth just you

so what do you do?

me well seeing theres nothing to fight like the omega man, i guess i would have to find a few projects to keep me going and stock up on canned food...

i think teaching myself to drive an M1 tank would be one, unfortunately getting gas into it might be a problem with no pumps working

maybe sailing a catamaran but i would end up wrecking it and drowning somewhere, riding a harley around would become boring with noone to ride with

what else....

Did one hot woman survive too?

In the movies, Charleton Heston always found one hot woman who survived too.

 

[Icey101]

Did one hot woman survive too?

In the movies, Charleton Heston always found one hot woman who survived too.

No

 

[Icey101]

Find me a volley ball and a sharpie (Gotta have someone to talk to)

Grab an 18 wheeler,
Load it up with the worlds coolest articles,
motorcycles, a ton of guns and ammo (for fun), the world's most famous guitars and basses (all of them), I'd raid fort knox of a bunch of gold just in case things change later.
a ton of generators and a stock pile of gas.
I'd raid a movie store (For when I get bored) Stock up on dry foods to last a few years.
raid some military bases for fun things that go boom. (Entertainment)
raid a hospital for supplies.

and cram it all in and find a boat big enough (In Florida)to haul it all to the Caribbean, find me a nice tropical island and relax while I play with my new toys and watch the sun fade away.

are you good enough to get to the Caribbeans?

 

[Unrepresented]

I dunno, most of the things that I enjoy would be unavailable to me without a population:

a) volleyball is much more fun when you have someone to receive your serves.

b) bass is much more fun when you have a drummer to fill out your rhythm section

c) snarkiness is much more satisfying when you have someone to offend.

On a realistic note, the end of the earth's human population means the end of all of the things that we take for granted in civilization, like potable drinking water, electricity, prepared food; all the goods and services that we've come to rely on as domesticated people would be unavailable. With those gone life would become a constant struggle for survival with no hope of relief.