Hatching the runt, and feeding them is "Child's Play" unless they come out defective....
The rest of it is easy until they start to consume a couple 16oz steaks a week and need designer clothes and new shoes every 2 months. For some reason my wife kept falling for that one. In two months mine heads off to college... Talk about writing the check.
This one is determined to be a doctor, told him we'll get him through the undergrad, but he's on his own past that.
The problem is these women think they need to keep popping spares. They somehow feel less of a woman if they don't have a whole litter around. BS, don't fall for it. The more they make most often the worse they look. But I do know a few strippers who look pretty good with 4 kids, all with different fathers BTW. Been trying to figure out how to get in on that deal with a couple of them....
We were able to limit this one to one kid, you don't need spares unless you are rough on the first one and kill it. We learned quick where the limits were. Blood and bruises are pretty good indicators. As long as they are still crying you are OK, its when they stop that it gets dicey.
Best baby sitter in tough times like these, duct tape and a closet... Eventually they get big enough to free themselves and then you are screwed. Keep guns and big knives locked up. They might use them on you when you least expect it. Like on Sunday afternoon while you are dozing on the living room couch and the wife is at the mall spending your money... The kid figures out how to remove the trigger lock on your Smith and Wesson and BWAMO... Retribution...
Best free the broad now and get in a good band. There's more chicks out there. You did your part and propagated the species, now either devour your young or hit the street like you are supposed to.
All that other stuff was a plan developed by some cave woman before time and we just hang around due to habit, not recommended. Years of frustration intermixed with minutes of joy and pride only to be squashed by bitching from the wife to mow the lawn.
Ah, now you'll hear about how great it all is... Don't fall for it for a second, its all the misery loves company BS, it takes at least 25 years to undo the brainwash job and figure it all out. That's what divorce is for. Save yourself now!
BOB
