Squishy Bird

[machine gewehr]

Tired of Flappy Bird? This game is just for you then.

 

[tplyons]

Enjoyable.

Every time I see Flappy Bird written, I think I read Fappy Bird...

 

[tplyons]

Hi Score... 688

 

[machine gewehr]

Every time I see Flappy Bird written, I think I read Fappy Bird...

So do I. Last night I showed the game to my mother and I started laughing. She had no idea.

 

[SnowCal]

Fappy bird is one of those great things you can say quickly in polite conversation and not get called on it.

 

[tastybasslines]

I got 1900 something until I got bored.

 

[machine gewehr]

Fappy bird is one of those great things you can say quickly in polite conversation and not get called on it.

We used to da worse when we were kids.

We used to go into stores and ask the people :

us: hi, do you have any penises (vaginas / dildos etc. etc. )?
them: WHAT?
us: Do you have any chewing gum?
them: uhh...yea right over there...

We did this so many times and no one ever went berserk on us. We use the say the no-no words fast, it was understandable but barely and it put them into a ***?? moment.

 

[SnowCal]

We used to da worse when we were kids.

We used to go into stores and ask the people :

us: hi, do you have any penises (vaginas / dildos etc. etc. )?
them: WHAT?
us: Do you have any chewing gum?
them: uhh...yea right over there...

We did this so many times and no one ever went berserk on us. We use the say the no-no words fast, it was understandable but barely and it put them into a ***?? moment.

You did what meow?

 

[bigfatbass]

high score 5132. You do realize it gives huge points for multiple birds, and you can bounce them back and build them up right?

I got that score in like 2 minutes before I quit in boredom, lol.

 

[machine gewehr]

You did what meow?

It was that bad huh?

SnowCal said:

Fappy bird is one of those great things you can say quickly in polite conversation and not get called on it.

When we were kids we used to say "bad words" quickly in polite conversations.

We used to go in stores and ask for penises for example. The shopkeeper wouldn't expect such a request and as he / she wouldn't believe their ears they'd ask us again what we asked for.

Then, we told them e.g., "we want a chewing gum".

The first time we literally say the words, really fast. The suprised faces of the shopkeepes used to make our days.