Thanks for the review Lobster. I have 4 Woodbergers; 2 Hohner B2, a B2V and a recent Spirit. None have tuning or stability issues. They're not as good as the XL2 which will stay in tune far longer than any other bass I own except the Status but better than any other headed bass I own.
Ergonomically, there are relatively simple mods that you can do to them to improve playability in first position. However I agree for the RRP, it's not great value. For sitting, put the leg rest down, sit it on your left leg and use your right leg to push the body so it's more vertical and it's easy to plat 1st position, it's just unusual for those that don't play URBs, but gives a better wrist angle than the traditional semi-horizontal position that most basses are played in.
Mine, including the Spirit guitar are getting inserts for the pivot plate/boomerang so the sitting or standing ergonomic issues you have will be moot. I already own the PPs so it's a few minutes to determine the COG and to drill a small hole.
I don't like the EMG HZs much either, but the Hohner units are better. All of mine are getting new PUs of some sort, mostly active EMGs.
PS: you should cut out the opening part of the review as it's more than a little embarrassing.
PPS: my B2V came from the original owner with a custom machined brass SB adaptor headpiece. If you don't need to be able to walk into a B&M store to be able to buy them, they're not hard to get from a variety of companies. I'm not an "I will only play this brand/type of string" guy so have had no difficuly. Status and Ken Smith are excellent and only a small price premium. But they last a long time IME.
Ergonomically, there are relatively simple mods that you can do to them to improve playability in first position. However I agree for the RRP, it's not great value. For sitting, put the leg rest down, sit it on your left leg and use your right leg to push the body so it's more vertical and it's easy to plat 1st position, it's just unusual for those that don't play URBs, but gives a better wrist angle than the traditional semi-horizontal position that most basses are played in.
Mine, including the Spirit guitar are getting inserts for the pivot plate/boomerang so the sitting or standing ergonomic issues you have will be moot. I already own the PPs so it's a few minutes to determine the COG and to drill a small hole.
I don't like the EMG HZs much either, but the Hohner units are better. All of mine are getting new PUs of some sort, mostly active EMGs.
PS: you should cut out the opening part of the review as it's more than a little embarrassing.
PPS: my B2V came from the original owner with a custom machined brass SB adaptor headpiece. If you don't need to be able to walk into a B&M store to be able to buy them, they're not hard to get from a variety of companies. I'm not an "I will only play this brand/type of string" guy so have had no difficuly. Status and Ken Smith are excellent and only a small price premium. But they last a long time IME.

