Stop it! Stop It!! STOP IT!!!

[mjolnir]

90TT@ 937 @ 9R!p-- Gotta get a grip...

I'm coherent! I'm educated! I enjoy the company of women (preferably every night)! I must snap out of it!

 

[Johnny Mack]

go play bass!

 

[mjolnir]

go play bass!

...What a coincidence, there's one sitting right behind me...

I love my job.

 

[Johnny Mack]

playing bass? and why isnt it standing?

 

[mjolnir]

playing bass? and why isnt it standing?

Actually no, I'm an IT tech. My boss just doesn't seem to mind me leaving my Fender up here on slow days.

 

[Lorenzini]

Yeah, RLY!

 

[Atoz]

|_()|_. '/0u 6uy5 4r3 4850|u73|y k1||1n6 m3!

 

[Dave Grossman]

Archaic, dialectic and nonstandard, thus TEH FAIL.

Irregardless, if it's in the dictionary, it's a word.

- Dave

 

[Atoz]

Irregardless, if it's in the dictionary, it's a word.

- Dave

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Losen up looser! Who axed you anyways? Why u gonna go get all uppity an all dat? You don't got nothing on no one anyways!

 

[Munjibunga]

All's I want to say is I'm the onliest one who already knew that.

 

[Curtybob]

Alls we need is some more gooder lookin girl's that paid more better attentions than I did and membered to dot their e's and cross their l's. Oh, yeah... and if they don't be knowing the difference's about how to show ownership and how to make everybodys stuff plural, then they dont need no posts in here.

 

[scorpionldr]

The word you are looking for is "anyway". a-n-y-w-a-y.

It is not, I repeat NOT "anyways". There is no "S" in "anyway".

To repeat:


Good = anyway
Bad = anyways


Carry on.

yea well, anyways, you gots to turn it down boy. we're not posting on a forum cuz we like to write perfect college lit approved english.

 

[JanusZarate]

yea well, anyways, you gots to turn it down boy. we're not posting on a forum cuz we like to write perfect college lit approved english.

But I do!

...yeah, I know. That wasn't a proper sentence.

 

[Curtybob]

Living in rural America has taught me at least two things:

1. If you cross over a fence and see some large, slow animals, watch where you walk... or learn to take off your shoes before you walk inside.

2. I understand hillbillies alot better than I understand fresh transplanted citizens that hail from different parts of the globe.

The second thing tells me that even though most farmers can't spell phonics, they can still convey their thoughts with at least moderate profficiency. Most of said farmers called their school career quits during their 3rd time around in fourth grade.

I guess what I'm trying to say, is that all the 1337, hickish, ebonics, and every other local-yokal dialect demonstrate that the everyone seems to communicate well enough without proper English. So why do we spend so much time teaching it to our kids? We need to give them something to talk about, instead of teaching them how to say nothing "properly."

 

[DigMe]

Welcome to the monthly TB grammar/spelling freakout.



bc

 

[TheDarkReaver]

no american can comment on correct spellings.

 

[Vandelay]

Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it, anyway you want it.
Worst lyrics ever, by the way.
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[mjolnir]

no american can comment on correct spellings.

Hey, y'all are the ones that done messed 'em up, we just fixed 'em for ya.

 

[SnoMan]

Hey, y'all are the ones that done messed 'em up, we just fixed 'em for ya.

That's regional dialect.

I would believe he's refering to differences in words like color and colour and aluminum and aluminium.