T.V. Poll....

[metron]

Is this thread about politics?

 

[Gorn]

Politics are toenails with the most guile. For it is the squirrel that is the leafy cup for them.

 

[metron]

Anyone ever... see toenails that ..... look like corn chips?

Wait maybe this is about .... Shatner?

 

[Gorn]

My toenails ARE.........corn chips. And they're.....delicious.

 

[slobake]

Is that how the game works? You just say things? Purple cheddar box armchair.

I need to come clean. I was quoting the Firesign Theater there. The are an old comedy group from the 60's. I think the quote was from "Waiting for the Electician or Someone Like Him." I could be wrong though, it was the 60's and all their recordings run together for me. If you know what I mean and I think you do.

 

[Gorn]

I need to come clean. I was quoting the Firesign Theater there. The are an old comedy group from the 60's. I think the quote was from "Waiting for the Electician or Someone Like Him." I could be wrong though, it was the 60's and all there recordings run together for me. If you know what I mean and I think you do.

The mystery lives on.

 

[slobake]

Ah ... Far out Catherwood, just roll a couple of bombers and leave them on the tray

 

[ZonieBass]

Audrey Farber? Betty Jo Belowski? Oh, you mean Nancy...

 

[Pilgrim]

Hearken, then, to the sage counsel, wit and wisdom of Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

 

[slobake]

How to answer a phone:

 

[GIBrat51]

I don't watch much television at all; I am firmly of the opinion that it results in softening of the brain, as well as a shortened attention s - OOH! A Squirrel!!

 

[slobake]

I miss Quickdraw McGraw

 

[capnjim]

.ytsriht em gnikam era slezterp esehT

 

[two fingers]

My wife looms really hot in my boxer shorts.

Yes, I eat bacon.

What were the other questions again? I got distracted thinking about my wife wearing nothing but my boxers and two pieces of bacon...

 

[slobake]

.ytsriht em gnikam era slezterp esehT

meht tsiwtun dluohs uoy

 

[ZenG]

..right now I'm down in the basement and I can't remember what I came down here for....

 

[slobake]

basements smell funny

 

[ZenG]

Thanks..I just Febrezed it. Now it's Springtime fresh. Still can't remember why I'm down here though.

 

[GuiTuber]

Forgetfulness is losing your keys.

Alzheimers is when you find your keys and you don't remember what they're for.

 

[slobake]

Don't be fooled Lee Sklar is really Gandalf. You won't find him lurking in basements like the Beatles used to.