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T.V. Poll....

#81
True story....
When I was a kid, I loved playing marbles so much, I gauged out my eyeball so I could keep a spare marble in the socket.
Just when they thought they had me....bam!!! Emergency Marble To The Rescue!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#82
ZenG said:
How much t.v. do you watch?

Wait...never mind...it's not important.
Ok ...so what's your favorite brand of potato chips?.....wait...naaaah...I don't care what brand you like...

Ummmm....Do you ever go out to the movies?....wait......no-one cares so don't bother answering..

Does your wife wear boxer shorts?......wait...it doesn't matter really...

I just...what the frig...I mean...

ok....did you ever wear Oxford shoes?.......Oxford shoes WITH DIFFERENT COLORED LACES?????

wait...no...that's old news.....you don't even own a pair of Oxfords.....if you're under 40 you don't even know what the hell "Oxford" shoes are anyway....

So.....what's your favorite lawn fertilizer?......IF you have a lawn and IF you fertilize it.....

On second thought...never mind....

Do you eat bacon? It is not good for you.....wait...yes it is....or not....it's of no consequence so don't answer.....

Do you watch " Game Of Thrones"?...(if you don't know..it's a show about playing Musical Toilets)

wait...no....it's not important...at all.....

You can't.......well, yes you can most of the time...but there's times when you shouldn't, if you're thinking about ever doing that.....although most of us have been there and done it....so it's only new to you..not us......but still, there's a first time for everything....so don't be afraid to get your feet wet.....
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dare I google this?.......
 

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