
Nah, I was just joking! Although, I do have an old Dell Latitude CPt C series that just died on me. I am still trying to decide if I even want to try to fix it. There's no ethernet or internal wireless. Had to use a PCMCIA card for web access. It was running Xubuntu and being used by my 9 year old primarily. My others are doing fine at the moment.

Fortunately, I have not been as hard on mine. Drives prices are pretty inexpensive now. I've got 4 TB of just storage at home for music, video and files. Sure is nice to have. I will be glad when the solid state drives prices start to become more reasonable. I would love to have one in my main laptop but the cost to capacity ratio just doesn't work for me right now.
That's very nice of you! Thanks!