TalkBass Magazine

[nilorius]

That is just unacceptable! I will phone my contact at the Latvia international publications office so they can see to it right away!

Do it !!!!

 

[Bermuda Ron]

Lawsuit Bass Lawsuit Finally Settled. Tortfeasors Draw the Short Chopstick!

 

[Ruknrole]

Well, THIS guy doesn’t like TB. Not one bit! I think this should be the lead story:

“I don’t Like TB”! Man Says


Knowing that this guy doesn’t like TB makes me feel all dirty, just associating with awful people like you.

We'll send him a complimentary magazine subscription for life.

 

[nilorius]

We'll send him a complimentary magazine subscription for life.

I think this video manager has no understanding of what TB is for and does for, so You.....behold and sh*^%t up.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Wait, there's more, I envision it as an open platform where readers can post their own vapid ideas and half-baked opinions. We should focus the demographic though. I'd say 40 to 70.

Done!
Click>TalkBass.com

Now we wait.

This will be better than last year when we sold toilet paper out of my van.
That was a crappy investment.

I am still shopping around the movie we made about it, if anyone here is interested let me know.

Here is the promotional poster.

 

[Gilmourisgod]

We'll send him a complimentary magazine subscription for life.

We could include the T-Shirt he's wearing as a complimentary gift with each subscription. I mean, who DOESNT want to be told he's a Useless C*nt, am I right?

 

[Michedelic]

“Dear Barely TalkBass...”

 

[dadglasser]

So Anyway, I'd read Getting The Couch Ready For New Bass Day.
Heck, I could probably write it.

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[Ruknrole]

“Dear Barely TalkBass...”

This one went over my head...

 

[Ruknrole]

Well, THIS guy doesn’t like TB. Not one bit! I think this should be the lead story:

“I don’t Like TB”! Man Says


Knowing that this guy doesn’t like TB makes me feel all dirty, just associating with awful people like you.

This guy looks like the offspring of "The Scream" and "Jabba the Hutt"!

 

[dadglasser]

Well, THIS guy doesn’t like TB. Not one bit! I think this should be the lead story:

“I don’t Like TB”! Man Says


Knowing that this guy doesn’t like TB makes me feel all dirty, just associating with awful people like you.

Well, one shouldn't necessarily judge by appearances. However, he doesn't appear the sort of person whose opinion I would value. As one of my former bosses said, "some people aren't happy unless they're miserable."

 

[jeffbrown]

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Should I expect range into brown note territory?? IMWTK!

 

[dadglasser]

It says, "8 Tones: A Minor Pentatonic". You decide.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Lennon going to pick up an ish for Klaus Voormann

 

[zontar]

If it existed, I'd read it

 

[Son of Wobble]

Talkbass.com is great and all, but you can't really kill flies with it, can you

 

[bluesblaster]

excellent point, hard to argue with logic like that

 

[dadglasser]