Talkbass Official Joke

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by BusyFingers, May 26, 2017.


  1. BusyFingers

    BusyFingers

    Nov 26, 2016
    Two bass playing snowman are sitting on a mountain top. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?" Click the link in my signature for visual contextual support for this officially sanctioned Talkbass joke.
     
  2. BusyFingers

    BusyFingers

    Nov 26, 2016
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  3. :roflmao:

    Guitar snowman asks bass snowman,
    "What's the best carrot for metal?"
     
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  4. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses
    You stole that from me!!!!!!!!!!! But enhanced it nicely :).
     
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  5. Bodeanly

    Bodeanly

    Mar 20, 2015
    Chicago
    Son: Please, dad, buy me a bass.
    Dad: Only if you take lessons every week.
    Son: Deal.

    Two weeks later.

    Dad: How was your first lesson?
    Son: Cool. I learned the penatonic scale.
    Dad: How was the second?
    Son: I blew it off 'cause I had a gig.
     
  6. Bodeanly

    Bodeanly

    Mar 20, 2015
    Chicago
    (We're allowed to post jokes, yeah?)
     
  7. BusyFingers

    BusyFingers

    Nov 26, 2016
    It's funny because it's true.
     
  8. BusyFingers

    BusyFingers

    Nov 26, 2016
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