Two bass playing snowman are sitting on a mountain top. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?" Click the link in my signature for visual contextual support for this officially sanctioned Talkbass joke.
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You stole that from me!!!!!!!!!!! But enhanced it nicelyTwo bass playing snowman are sitting on a mountain top. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell carrots?" Click the link in my signature for visual contextual support for this officially sanctioned Talkbass joke.
Son: Please, dad, buy me a bass.
Dad: Only if you take lessons every week.
Son: Deal.
Two weeks later.
Dad: How was your first lesson?
Son: Cool. I learned the penatonic scale.
Dad: How was the second?
Son: I blew it off 'cause I had a gig.
Guitar snowman asks bass snowman,
"What's the best carrot for metal?"