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oh, the friend zone has little lines..

you're right. you are too busy taking subliminal pictures of your man pole salt and pepper shakers.
If you would like, I could get Jive to send you the salt and pepper shakers to keep you company.![]()
I am a victim of circumstance here, but again I will explain it for you. I was looking for a picture of a jar of kimchi. Unfortunately the jar of kimchi that I chose happened to come from a gay korean man who has phallic salt and pepper shakers on his table. All this aside. The point is that you are stuck in the friend zone trying to impress a chick that you are not tapping by wasting a pathetic amount of time photoshopping her image into a stupid wallpaper image. While I sleep with a sexy asian chick at night, you sir are sleeping in the warm glow of your wallpaper. If you would like, I could get Jive to send you the salt and pepper shakers to keep you company.![]()
ahahaha! who said there was no tapping?

Because im a sweetheart Daren!
You keep telling yourself that when you're reaching for the hammer to shut her up when she's blubbering into your ear about the dude that dumped her.