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#401
Sometimes the artist gives all to share their beauty with the world.

You Jelly?



Fish.

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#406
Bloodhammer said:
Snort the chili flakes. After you've stopped convulsing, you should have a two-foot-long snot puddle on the front of your shirt and completely clear sinuses.
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I once rolled up some chili flakes and told a friend it was a ... well, you know. Once he could talk again he told me he was going kill me . I had to hide out from my x-friend for several weeks. Don't try this at home folk.
 
#409
So this cheeseburger gets a job at an all night donut house in Lompoc. He was really good at frying, glazing, filling and decorating the donuts, but trouble started when he had to box up the donuts. You might get nine donuts or you might get fifteen it was very erratic. This went on for days until the company hired a Linear Algebra professor to find work out the problem. Her conclusion , “When it comes to donuts, cheeseburgers don’t count.”
 

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