A dream I had a few nights ago.
A young couple are standing in their front yard, a thick yellow pudding like substance is bubbling up from the earth by the curb to the street.
The man takes notice looking down he proclaims “oh this can't be good”
The woman says in a confused state “it looks like vanilla pudding”
Later in what looks to be a very high tech lab a man looks over the substance carefully then dips his finger in it and sucks the remaining substance off his finger.
With a bewildering look he states “it is vanilla pudding”
“Everybody knows a white Honda is best when navigating the deepest of crevasses of the underworld.
Just look at how it handles the near straight incline of a hill sticking to it with ease”
Said the TV in the room.
We where there, me and a friend of sorts making some sort of change of hand with the two people there.
Next we where driving in our white Honda through the belly of the some under ground world on a mission of epic proportions we where crossing a devil's back with seemingly endless drops on either side.
One false move and we where done.
Once at the other end we reached a giant totem carved into the rock.
It was a thing of great beauty seeming as to glow a light not necessarily coming off it but emanating all around it.
Knowing we had arrived we stepped out of the vehicle to present our offer to the great totem god.
Setting it down in front of the totem and removing the dusty sack around it we saw the carved face that we had brought levitate up to the top where it sat on the top of the totem, glowed blue and then faded as it's hue blended with the surrounding rock.
Now back at the place where our earlier exchange had taken place, (a rather plain looking suburban home, only existing in the underworld surrounded by earth and rock)
we rang the door's bell.
An unfamiliar face came to the door, he knew who we where there to see, but he said neither of them where there and shut the door.
We rang the bell again.
This time the two we where there to see herd it.
In some sort of warehouse room one of them cracked open one eye, “is it the bell” he said.
“Yes I'm afraid so” said the other
“Could be dangerous”
“Yes but it must be answered”
Reluctantly one of the two went to answer the door.
By this time no one had answered, and being sure they really where home we where peering through the windows to the room we expected them to be in.
The one answering the door came out and we where invited in.
Sitting there chatting once again, watching the TV the one of them came in with a giant Energizer battery in his hands.
It was a big AA probably two/two and a half feet in length at least.
He was showing off.
“look what I got” he said.
His friend unimpressed, “that thing's leaking you know”
noticing the vanilla pudding leaking out of it and dripping upward.
He said “oh it is isn't it”
