Technology What's Next.....

[eno50]

To all the GAS'ers out there,I read an piece in a mag the other day about the new technology thats comming out .
In this day and age with all the light dig amps out there now they are comming out with ... light weight Neo cabs with light weight little high power amps built in the cabs. So all you would need is a good pre amp installed in your bass and
Wah La. Just walk in with your cab and bass and your ready to go, pretty cool we'll just have to wait untill they start comming out.
What could they come out with next ?

 

[RickenBoogie]

Micro chips planted in our brains that instantly cause your fingers to be better players.

 

[TRob1293]

Micro chips planted in our brains that instantly cause your fingers to be better players.

Ah yes! But the price will be very high (and increasing at about 37% over any given 5-month period of time).

The fender Bass chip can be purchased all at once - making you an instant bassist, or...

You can choose the payment plan and become a bassist over time, slowly getting upgrades fed to you, based on whatever plan you choose.

 

[eno50]

For every chuckle there are two tears...

 

[bgavin]

Micro chips planted in our brains that instantly cause your fingers to be better players.

"Bass Chip wants your permission to play Pink Floyd..."

"Bass Chip 1.01 is not compatible with Fingers 1.0. Please contact your administrator."

 

[iammr2]

Does that mean practice will soon be a simple firmware upgrade? Cool!

 

[the_thriller]

"Bass Chip 1.01 has detected spyware. McAffee Mind has isolated file 'Under The Bridge.pwn' as a trojan. Would you like to scan body now?"

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

"Bass Chip wants your permission to play Pink Floyd..."

"You do not have sufficient rights to play this song"

 

[coolrunner989]

I'm still wishing for a revolution in tube amp weight - something along the lines of lighter tubes/transformers. I dont even know if that's possible/realistic, but I do want an all tube amp someday, but I do not want it to be 50+ lbs :/

 

[Vakmere]

Ah yes! But the price will be very high (and increasing at about 37% over any given 5-month period of time).

The fender Bass chip can be purchased all at once - making you an instant bassist, or...

You can choose the payment plan and become a bassist over time, slowly getting upgrades fed to you, based on whatever plan you choose.

Are these chips compatable with older brains or will I need to replace my frontal lobes first?