Tensions in my Fish tank!

[nukes_da_bass]

So how are the fish?
Two days till the Empire Strikes Back.

 

[Eric Perry]

Neon Tetras like a bit of country music, or so I've heard.

Funny, I'd peg neon tetras as more 80's hair metal myself.

 

[Tituscrow]

Funny, I'd peg neon tetras as more 80's hair metal myself.

Haha yeah you're right.

However, my comment was a dig at the OP's legendary attempt at failing to learn 8 country songs in a month despite being a professional metal bass player.

Although to be fair, he has since stepped down from that particular high horse.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

I would need something stronger than caffeine to get me through eight consecutive country songs on bass.

 

[BboogieXVII]

I would need something stronger than caffeine to get me through eight consecutive country songs on bass.

A fecund female?

 

[Tituscrow]

I would need something stronger than caffeine to get me through eight consecutive country songs on bass.

Gonads wired to a cattle prod normally does the trick.

 

[DerHoggz]

Gonads wired to a cattle prod normally does the trick.

Fine, xhamster

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Root, five. Root, five. Root, five.

Repeat until venue manager coughs up pay.

 

[Tituscrow]

Root, five. Root, five. Root, five.

Repeat until venue manager coughs up pay.

Miss one, and your nuts are toast.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Miss one, and your nuts are toast.

Hence the caddleprod.

 

[BboogieXVII]

Miss one, and your nuts are toast.

Ahh, the old "stick" approach to bass playing. See post #125 for the alternative "carrot" approach.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

A fecund female?

Indeed. The carrot approach. Far better!

 

[Eric Perry]

Gonads wired to a cattle prod normally does the trick.

That's my solution to many of life's conundrums.

 

[buldog5151bass]

Trust me. Modern country is far from root/five dogsh$%&$. On a number of the songs you do unison with guitar, and other stuff. It's more rock wearing fancy boots. I don't listen to it for fun, but one band plays a lot of it.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Trust me. Modern country is far from root/five dogsh$%&$. On a number of the songs you do unison with guitar, and other stuff. It's more rock wearing fancy boots. I don't listen to it for fun, but one band plays a lot of it.

Pop with a twang yup.

I was referencing classic C&W.

 

[buldog5151bass]

Yep. That's why the studio bassists called the 1/5/1/5/1/5 etc. dogsh#&%. But cute chicks love to dance to modern country in short skirts and tight tops, so all is not lost.

 

[BioWeapon]

This thread is amazeballs.

 

[DerHoggz]

Trust me. Modern country is far from root/five dogsh$%&$. On a number of the songs you do unison with guitar, and other stuff. It's more rock wearing fancy boots. I don't listen to it for fun, but one band plays a lot of it.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH doubling a guitar part, how fancy!

 

[Eric Perry]

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH doubling a guitar part, how fancy!

Absolutely. The guitars are pushing the envelope to I-IV-V.

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Mind. Blown.