HIM: "You already have a bass! Why do you need two?"
ME: "I don't. But I want two."
The End.
ME: "I don't. But I want two."
The End.
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Pff. Spouses.Pff. Men.![]()
Ignorant of musical things he is, but juvenile, he is not.
Oh, to follow up on the "this is my second bass" thing, my husband (who is fine with me having this as long as it has a place to live) and I had the following conversation:
HIM: "You already have a bass! Why do you need two?"
ME: "This one is different."
"It's a bass."
"No, this one will sound different from the one I have. It has a different type of pickup."
"It's a BASS."
"You have two different video game systems. Why would you need two? It's the same thing you're saying to me."
"I don't have two X Boxes" (actually he does--an old one and a 360, but whatever)
"But you have two video game systems."
"Well, ...(something about how they're different). All basses do the same thing."
"All video game systems play video games."
"But (something again about how they're sooo different). It would be like you having a bass and a guitar, but not like having two basses."
"Video game systems play video games. Some of those video games have different features and formats that only the certain type of machine will play. Basses have different types of electronics (didn't get into any other differences because they are irrelevant to mine) and make different sounds, and you do different things with those sounds. It works exactly the same."
He wasn't buying it.
Pff. Men.![]()
Pff. Spouses.
Clearly, you are one of us and he's one of them. It's worth it, though. You are learning the virtue of multiple. Eventually, they will multiply on their own and then you don't have to explain how many you have. So long as you keep them swirling around a bit. You are on the righteous path!
And, just to be perfectly accurate, you need another Jag so you can have one with flats and one with rounds. Same with the EB. And you need an EB-3 because they are a little different and have a different sound. Actually, you need two of them, because strings. These aren't just wants. They are absolute requirements. He must be made to understand. Send him here and we will educate him in the error of his ways and the fact that you are, in fact, being practical.
I appreciate the sentiment, but I certainly will not excuse it. People can be protective of their hobby without...
Oh, to follow up on the "this is my second bass" thing, my husband (who is fine with me having this as long as it has a place to live) and I had the following conversation:
HIM: "You already have a bass! Why do you need two?"
... Pff. Men.![]()
Ah, that's what you think now. Look for a vintage one. They were short scale if I remember right. Besides, you need a vintage one. Really. You do. You know it.Sadly, no EB-3 for me--it only comes in 34".
Agreed on the two Jags! Sadly, no EB-3 for me--it only comes in 34". I will remember to send him here for his schooling next time!![]()
Don't knock my man, now. He plays video/PC games and reads comics, but he's also an incredibly brilliant scholar of Medieval literature with four dead languages (Old and Middle English, Old High German, and Latin) under his belt with translation proficiency in each, and can write and teach circles around anyone I know. Ignorant of musical things he is, but juvenile, he is not.
Oh, to follow up on the "this is my second bass" thing, my husband (who is fine with me having this as long as it has a place to live) and I had the following conversation:
HIM: "You already have a bass! Why do you need two?"
ME: "This one is different."
"It's a bass."
"No, this one will sound different from the one I have. It has a different type of pickup."
"It's a BASS."
"You have two different video game systems. Why would you need two? It's the same thing you're saying to me."
"I don't have two X Boxes" (actually he does--an old one and a 360, but whatever)
"But you have two video game systems."
"Well, ...(something about how they're different). All basses do the same thing."
"All video game systems play video games."
"But (something again about how they're sooo different). It would be like you having a bass and a guitar, but not like having two basses."
"Video game systems play video games. Some of those video games have different features and formats that only the certain type of machine will play. Basses have different types of electronics (didn't get into any other differences because they are irrelevant to mine) and make different sounds, and you do different things with those sounds. It works exactly the same."
He wasn't buying it.
Pff. Men.![]()