The colonoscopy thread!

[Moe Hickey]

Piece of cake!

The prep wasn't nearly as violent as I thought it would be and the procedure itself was painless. All I can remember from it was a voice telling me to breathe, which apparently was one of the nurses.

They told me what I have, but I can't remember because I was doped up. It's nothing serious though.


Thanks for the support !

 

[Fire-Starter]

Piece of cake!

The prep wasn't nearly as violent as I thought it would be and the procedure itself was painless. All I can remember from it was a voice telling me to breathe, which apparently was one of the nurses.

They told me what I have, but I can't remember because I was doped up. It's nothing serious though.


Thanks for the support !

Where's the pics man! you know the rules ....no pics, no colon just kidding. serious, I am glad it went well for you!

 

[DaveDeVille]

It's a laugh a minute. I had an upper and lower on the same day.
I told the doctor, "I don't know which end you're going to do first, but remember to wipe that thing off
between ends."

Now, a cytoscopy, that's a whole different beast.
Ask your doctor for one. Be sure not to Google it before you do.

cytoscopy - damn that sounds painful !
my father had that procedure done a few years back ,
he said it was like a square peg in a round hole ... yow!

BTW, i had both endoscopy and colonoscopy done last year {bleeding ulcers},
and that Fleet stuff aint lyin' ...
you better be ready to do some serious squatting ...

 

[DigMe]

It's a laugh a minute. I had an upper and lower on the same day. I told the doctor, "I don't know which end you're going to do first, but remember to wipe that thing off between ends."

I'm sure he'd never heard that one before.

bc

 

[kserg]

I'm sure he'd never heard that one before.

bc

You never heard one before...

Hi bc, how was camping?

 

[Munjibunga]

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[Arthur U. Poon]

Been there. Not fun.:scowl: On the outpatient procedure they had me on a seditive, it was painless. The follow up version was done in the doc's office without any meds; it wasn't painless.

 

[Fire-Starter]

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[Bassmanbob]

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Figuratively: Where do you find this $h17?

 

[FrigginChris]

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i'm afraid to click on that....

 

[Bassmanbob]

i'm afraid to click on that....

Be afraid... be very afraid.

 

[FrigginChris]

Be afraid... be very afraid.

now i'm even more terrified... i better leave this thread before i get tempted

 

[Mr_Dave]

well, i'm going in for mine tomorrow. i finished drinking like 2 litres of that stuff and dealing with the consequences of that and i'm about to get to bed... i'm going under a general so i won't even know whats going on...

don't wanna get of track in this thread but i'm only young i guess and i've stupidly made myself sick from stress, bad hours: gigging late and uni the next day and eating heaps of bad fast food after gigs. mostly hungry jacks. i kinda got addicted. stupid. now if i eat anything that isn't 'healthy' i feel terrible.
had my first ever krispy kreme donut the other day (we just got them here in melbourne australia ) i knew i would feel like s##t but i wanted to try it. bad move, felt sick for a couple a days, just from that damn donut. well wonder what they'll find tomorrow!

on the bright side, eating only healthy food and sleeping more and not drinking any alcohol, i have so much more energy, i'm not as stressed and i feel like practising again!