Maybe not “sad” but there is definitely more to rock’n’roll than worrying about how much stuff weighs.
Liked having perfectly coiffed hair, that's dyed jet black for that youthful sparkle?
Making sure I meet the band's minimum tattoo requirement?
Being sure I have super-sweet dance moves?
Hoping I don't look tubby in my skinny pants?
Using no run mascara, so I still look cute when I sweat?
....there's just so much to worry about when you rock-n-roll.
