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The difference between valve and tube

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When I think of valves, I marvel at the Oval Piston technology of the Honda NR500, race bike. Thirty-two valves, of fun. :thumbsup:
 
“England and America are two countries divided by the same language.”

- George Bernard Shaw

I had trouble understanding my Geordie grandfather at times, and I am English, so it's not just two countries, it's different parts of England! I have less trouble understanding my wife who is from New York, although it took a while to understand that sure means "yes" and not "No, but I don't want to offend you by saying no", which is what it means in England. So my wife initially got fewer cups of tea than she'd have liked.
 
And for tubas!

I used to make hydraulic valves. I also used to have and play a tuba. I even played a tuba (first caller at 6:00 in the morning on the radio on Tuba Tuesday) and won a bunch of stuff. My lips were so swollen I could barely get a note out of it. The disc jockey said it sounded more like I was playing a vacuum cleaner attachment. We got a good chuckle out of the deal. When I told him I’d bring it by and play him a tune, he said don’t bother, he’d heard enough LOL!!!
 
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I used to make hydraulic valves. I also used to have and play a tuba. I even played a tuba (first caller at 6:00 in the morning on the radio on Tuba Tuesday) and won a bunch of stuff. My lips were so swollen I could barely get a note out of it. The disc jockey said it sounded more like I was playing a vacuum cleaner attachment. We got a good chuckle out of the deal. When I told him I’d bring it by and play him a tune, he said don’t bother, he’d heard enough LOL!!!

What day is it for bagpipes? Or is that a sacktubes?
 

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