Earlier this year, I had a "customer" order two custom G&L basses to sneak the orders in right before the 2022 price increase. This Himalayan Blue SB-2T and this Matcha Green Kiloton both arrived sometime in the past two months. After numerous attempts to contact the customer with no reply whatsoever, I've recategorized this dude from customer to "customer". You have to actually pay for your stuff if you want to avoid those quote marks here.
I have $700 in deposit from this "customer", which he has now forfeited. I'm putting $100 in my pocket for my pain and suffering, and I'm going to use the other $600 to try to gin up some sales so I can pay G&L what I owe them.
Ordinarily I would focus the use of a "customer's" deposit on the specific instrument that got stranded here, but this time I'm not going to limit anybody like that. I've got almost 20 G&L basses in stock, and selling any one of those is just as good as selling any other.
So here's what I'm offering as long as this $600 lasts:
Let's give UPS some work, ya'll!
I have $700 in deposit from this "customer", which he has now forfeited. I'm putting $100 in my pocket for my pain and suffering, and I'm going to use the other $600 to try to gin up some sales so I can pay G&L what I owe them.
Ordinarily I would focus the use of a "customer's" deposit on the specific instrument that got stranded here, but this time I'm not going to limit anybody like that. I've got almost 20 G&L basses in stock, and selling any one of those is just as good as selling any other.
So here's what I'm offering as long as this $600 lasts:
- If you buy a G&L bass I have in stock, you'll get my usual G&L discount plus an extra $100 off.
- If you have an open special order, I'll knock $50 off the quoted price if you are willing to prepay your order in full now.
Let's give UPS some work, ya'll!

