The "I Love Long Posts" Thread...

[ZenG]

I love long posts. I consider it a form of mental weakness/literary inferiority if you can't get past 5 sentences in a row in one post.

What was the longest single post ever on Talkbass?

Feel free to respond with voluminous flowing prose in paragraph after paragraph...

 

[S-Bigbottom]

No.

 

[LiquidMidnight]

.

 

[DavetheDude]

No.

Yes, indeed.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Yes, indeed.

Ok.

 

[DavetheDude]

I love long posts. I consider it a form of mental weakness/literary inferiority if you can't get past 5 sentences in a row in one post.

What was the longest single post ever on Talkbass?

Feel free to respond with voluminous flowing prose in paragraph after paragraph...

 

[StereoPlayer]

Lamp

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Lamp

That is four letters.

Too long to read.

 

[StereoPlayer]

S

 

[StereoPlayer]

O

 

[StereoPlayer]

Rr

 

[StereoPlayer]

Y

 

[S-Bigbottom]

S

O

R

Y

Much better.
I would rather read a lot of small post, than one big one.


You missed one.

 

[StereoPlayer]

Much better.
I would rather read a lot of small post, than one big one.


You missed one.

Yeah, had to edit.

 

[shadowtippy]

I thought a long post would more accurately be called a pole.

 

[Gorn]

I love long posts. I consider it a form of mental weakness/literary inferiority if you can't get past 5 sentences in a row in one post.

What was the longest single post ever on Talkbass?

Feel free to respond with voluminous flowing prose in paragraph after paragraph...

What does an excess of ellipses say about mental weakness or literary inferiority?

 

[bluesblaster]

yada yada yada

 

[mbelue]

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[ZenG]

What does an excess of ellipses say about mental weakness or literary inferiority?

I wouldn't know. But clearly you are having issues with this word although it may be no fault of your own. Although actually it probably is. No wait it is totally your fault because you screwed up.... An ellipse is not the same as ellipsis....

An excess of ellipses means nothing in literature, really......other than perhaps the writer has pondered too long on the subject of ellipses or likes doodling many ellipses in the blank side column..

This does not mean the writer is weak necessarily. It could be that he/she enjoys drawing ellipses or is a geometry major.

There... I have submitted the bare minimum response required for this thread.

 

[Gorn]

I wouldn't know. But clearly you are having issues with this word although it may be no fault of your own. Although actually it probably is. No wait it is totally your fault because you screwed up.... An ellipse is not the same as ellipsis....

An excess of ellipses means nothing in literature, really......other than perhaps the writer has pondered too long on the subject of ellipses or likes doodling many ellipses in the blank side column..

This does not mean the writer is weak necessarily. It could be that he/she enjoys drawing ellipses or is a geometry major.

There... I have submitted the bare minimum response required for this thread.

Was all that so you can tell me that I misspelled the plural of ellipsis? Cuz I didn't.........so there's that.