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The "I'm a ..." Club

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by slobake, Jan 17, 2017.


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  1. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Tired of people disagreeing with you and making you think? Tired of "them" spewing all their disagreeable nonsense? Well, now you can reach for this simple solution to quiet all the wrong thinking knuckleheads in this world. Welcome to the "I'm a ..." club.
    The only requirement for membership is your desire to be right not matter what the cost. Members can protect themselves with our new improved "I'm a ..." shield and never have to be bothered by "them" again.
    Members will also be supplied with our handy slogan and cliché's pack. Imagine the reaction from Mr. Smarty Pants when you respond to his infuriating logic with these slogans. Remember, shout them loud and shout them proud and keep repeating them until real conversation is impossible.
    Here are just a few samples or what we have to offer:,

    "REALITY IS A PUNCHLINE"
    "Oh, poor little twinkle, did your feelings get hurt?"
    "I HAVE MY RIGHTS!"
    If things get really logical we have some chants for you as well. Remember just keep chanting this over and over until you are back safely behind your walls.
    Here is a sample:
    TUNA BREATH, TUNA BREATH, TUNA BREATH!
    All members are invited to contribute their own slogans for our club. They don't have to make sense or even be truthful, the only requirement is they are easy to remember and can be shouted often and at high volume.
    If you want to be safely ensconced behind your dot, dot, dot identity this is the club for you.
    Each member will be assigned a number of ...
    So sign up today and remember, being right more important than anything else.



    Offernotvalidinallrealitiesandmaybeprohibitedinsomestatesofmindwereservetherighttorevokemembershipfrominidividualsengaginginmeaningfulconversationsorbeinghonest.
     
    Last edited: Jan 17, 2017
  2. Wait....

    What?...

    ....:bag:
     
  3. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Okay, you're in, your number is ...
     
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  4. INTP

    INTP

    Nov 28, 2003
    Dallas, TX
    I'm just a simple caveman. I don't understand your complex rules.
     
  5. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Welcome to the "Im a ..." club, your number is ...
     
  6. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    Everybody already knows I am always right (don't tell my wife I said this). Can I have a number?
     
  7. May I reserve the number 27 ?
     
  8. Icemanaroonie

    Icemanaroonie

    Sep 6, 2015
    Delaware
    What do you mean, "Desire to be right"? There's no desire here, I'm always right.
     
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  9. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Of course, your number is ...
    I like your attitude. Would you like to be our Minister of Correctedness?
     
  10. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Welcome Icemanaroonie, your number is ... Fly your ... flag proudly.
     
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  11. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Hey, careful. We might to revoke your membership if you insist on thinking about things.
     
  12. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
  13. Is this for everyone, or can anyone be a member?
     
  14. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    Let me ask her and get back to you... :cautious: :chicken: :beaver:
     
  15. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    You're in and thanks for contributing a club meme. Your number is ...
     
  16. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    HOW DARE YOU ASK THAT QUESTION! We will reluctantly grant you a number, but we are keeping our eyes on you. Your number is ...
     
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  17. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member


    AWSOME! A club mascot! You're in, your number is ...
     
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  18. Gaolee

    Gaolee Official leathers tester and crash dummy

    As a CroMagnon, I have been right for centuries.
     
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  19. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Yup, that is the spirit we have around here. We might even adopt that as a "I'm a ..." club slogan. Your number is ...
     
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