The Official Stupid Question Thread...

[ZenG]

Seems like a lot of people have to apologize in the opening sentence of their thread for asking a stupid question...

Ask them here......and get them off your chest.......

 

[slobake]

Wht date does the Fourth of July fall on?

 

[slobake]

How come sound guys/gals can't count past two?

 

[slobake]

Why is it called hamburger when there is no ham in it?

 

[slobake]

Are torts named after pickgiuards or are pickgiuards named after torts ?

 

[slobake]

Can you get a good sandwich in New Dehli?

 

[slobake]

Will eating burritos at Guitar Center give me GAS?

 

[slobake]

What? You want your cake and eat it too?

 

[slobake]

Can I ask you a quick question?

 

[slobake]

How can you say that?

 

[slobake]

Really?

 

[capnjim]

How the hell can you be pregnant????

 

[Phalex]

How come Superman doesn't have a beard? Or conversely: What does he use to shave with?

 

[MattZilla]

Can you get a good sandwich in New Dehli?

Whilst I appreciate the pun, I am geniunely curious how difficult it would be to obtain a proper 1/2lb-of-cold-cuts-1/4lb-of-LTO-on-wheat-with-swiss-mayo-and-mustard in New Delhi. And now I have to go back to the grocery store and get some ham and an onion.

 

[Baird6869]

If I eat myself would I be twice as big or disappear completely?

 

[Killed_by_Death]

What's the best color bass for Heavy Metal?

 

[Baird6869]

Some of my favorites.....

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? --Steven Wright

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? --Steven Wright