The Random Thought Megathread

[slobake]

Are you sure? How can you be so sure?

Because it only plays CD's

 

[fingerguy]

Random thought: a woman posted on FB (yesterday I think) how she likes how she looks in these Yoga pants but they keep rolling down.

I don't see a problem here.

 

[D M C]

Beat me up
Hold me down
Stop telling me what to do

 

[ZenG]

Why are there so many vacuum cleaners when a shop-vac picks up anything that can fit in the hose including water?

This is a very good question.

 

[ZenG]

Beat me up
Hold me down
Stop telling me what to do

Do me wrong
Do me right
I'm still having pizza tonight..

 

[slobake]

I wonder what goldfish think about?

 

[FilterFunk]

I really like Ocean Spray CranGrape.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I wonder what goldfish think about?

They probably wonder what cats think about....

 

[ZenG]

 

[hondo4life]

Why are there so many vacuum cleaners when a shop-vac picks up anything that can fit in the hose including water?

I actually use a shop-vac to clean my house. I have all hard floors, and a few throw rugs. The rugs go outside for a beating, and the floors get shop-vac'd before mopping. The shop never gets vacuumed.

 

[zontar]

^^There are other, less random, threads available for this discussion.^^

Hey--just responding to a comment on my random comment--is that random enough for you?

 

[FingerDub]

What if a desk was really called a lamp?

 

[zontar]

What if a desk was really called a lamp?

Then would a desk lamp be a lamp desk? A lamp lamp?
What???????????????????

 

[FingerDub]

Then would a desk lamp be a lamp desk? A lamp lamp?
What???????????????????

My brain hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tom Bomb]

Hampered Headline:

SPELL-CHECKER'S CHECKERED HISTORY BEING ROUNDLY BLAMED AS VANUATU BRACES FOR POSSIBLE LATE SEASON TOPICAL CYCLONE

 

[zontar]

My brain hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tom Bomb]

All the cards were coming
from the bottom of the pack.
She was wheelin' 'n' dealin'
Poker infamy, Jack.

 

[FilterFunk]

Are NBA players capable of picking themselves up off the floor anymore? They just lay there until one or two teammates come over to pull them up.

 

[PillO]

Are NBA players capable of picking themselves up off the floor anymore? They just lay there until one or two teammates come over to pull them up.

They are having a nap and/or taking advantage of the denser air near the floor

 

[S-Bigbottom]

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