The Random Thought Megathread

[Fat Freddy]

Full of the Joys today aren't we?....

 

[hondo4life]

Joy to me, I get to take another college english class, so I can learn how to write better, and make good research papers; and learn how to use semi-colons and hyphens-properly.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Joy to me, I get to take another college english class, so I can learn how to write better, and make good research papers; and learn how to use semi-colons and hyphens-properly.

And learn when to employ capital letters?

 

[Tom Bomb]

The Mootrix

is real.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hoards on Pluto…

You haven't learned? Remember what happened when you tried taking over another planet. I wrote a detailed history of that dismal failure in my latest historical novel, "Up Uranus!"

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

It is now thirty five minutes past twelve noon eastern daylight savings time. Set your clocks accordingly.

I don't have the right clocks. All mine are CDT clocks. I guess I could use my CST clocks, but they are in the attic until November under a time lock.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Here is your fan. 14,000 CFM. 100 gallon water tank. Runs on 110 volts.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

My mom's "owie"... Hidden behind a link because it's pretty gross.

Link Removed

 

[fingerguy]

Vornado's are the best fans ever!

 

[Tom Bomb]

You haven't learned? Remember what happened when you tried taking over another planet. I wrote a detailed history of that dismal failure in my latest historical novel, "Up Uranus!"

Are you also divergent, friend?

 

[D M C]

I'll have the clams casino.
Chef recommends.

 

[sissy kathy]

Shellfish and salmon is the only seafood I eat; things I can identify. Unless you wanna count canned tuna.

 

[hondo4life]

And learn when to employ capital letters?

ALL THE TIME THAT WORKS FOR ME.

 

[sissy kathy]

ALL THE TIME THAT WORKS FOR ME.

My caps lock is broken, I can't do that.

 

[hondo4life]

My caps lock is broken, I can't do that.

How are you supposed to yell, then? HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY?

 

[sissy kathy]

How are you supposed to yell, then? HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY?

YES!

 

[Fat Freddy]

Shush.....Old man trying to get a bit of kip here....

 

[Son of Wobble]

Re: Yelling

Triggered

 

[Fat Freddy]

How are you supposed to yell, then?

Don't panic....You're an American.....It'll come to you with no effort at all....

 

[Son of Wobble]

You can never take away a man's memories.
Particularly when he secures a souvenir of the occasion.