The Random Thought Megathread

[hondo4life]

I is

 

[saltydude]

Dear everyone who's ever played in a band with me. CAN I PLEASE HAVE TWO MEASLY MINUTES OF SILENCE TO LISTEN AND ADJUST MY TONE BEFORE WE BEGIN? No? Yeah that's what I thought.

 

[zontar]

Dear everyone who's ever played in a band with me. CAN I PLEASE HAVE TWO MEASLY MINUTES OF SILENCE TO LISTEN AND ADJUST MY TONE BEFORE WE BEGIN? No? Yeah that's what I thought.

I'm okay giving you that time...

 

[Fat Freddy]

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I know mine.

 

[ONYX]

I is

Therefore, You Be.

 

[FilterFunk]

Therefore, You Be.

And he be hungry!

 

[zontar]

What is, is. What was, will be. What will be was, but will be again.
Or something like that
I think.

 

[5StringBlues]

Whut it wuz?

 

[Inkdork]

I really hate putting laundry away.

 

[5StringBlues]

Just DOING laundry is a PITA!

 

[Inkdork]

I honestly don't mind doing it. It's just the hanging up and folding and deciding where to put something... Which is why last week's laundry is still piled on my bed.

I did find the ring I thought I lost when I started sorting the pile though so Yay? Lol

 

[Stumbo]

Oh queso, I got this two-stage/two-bottle car polish and sealer. By the time I am done waxing-on/waxing-off the first stage, I am too tired to bother with the second stage. This happens every time I use this stuff. I have never opened the second bottle. Maybe I should try starting with stage two next time.

Yeah, me too. I just put the second coat on the next day.

 

[5StringBlues]

Silly rabbi, bricks are for squids!

 

[FilterFunk]

Silly rabbi, bricks are for squids!

Okay, now I want to hear the setup to this punch line!

Don't you dare tell me there's no setup!!!

 

[5StringBlues]

Okay, now I want to hear the setup to this punch line!

Don't you dare tell me there's no setup!!!

Lol, random gibberish actually!


Maybe we should write the joke?

 

[FilterFunk]

Lol, random gibberish actually!


Maybe we should write the joke?

I'm no good at joke writing, but I want you to get right on it. After all, you started this!

 

[PunkNerve]

I told someone a month ago to delete a picture of me from Instagram, they didn't oblige. I asked them again today, still didn't oblige. Might take advantage of the new Snapchat update and pay him a visit.

 

[D M C]

The proper punchline is "Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids!" I forget the set up.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Okay, now I want to hear the setup to this punch line!

Don't you dare tell me there's no setup!!!

Click>Trix are for Kids and enjoy, or not.