The Random Thought Megathread

[Fat Freddy]

Here's the sick squid I owe you.....

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[5StringBlues]

No lobsta, how 'bout squid?

 

[sissy kathy]

The proper punchline is "Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids!" I forget the set up.

The set up is a three minute dissertation that is ruined if you already heard the punchline.

 

[5StringBlues]

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts

There they are all standing in a row

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head ...............................

 

[Fat Freddy]

There goes me wife,

The idol of me life,

Singing roll a-bowl-a-ball a-penny a-pitch......

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[5StringBlues]

If you will excuse me now, I must go appear in a tortilla in Mexico.

 

[FilterFunk]

The set up is a three minute dissertation that is ruined if you already heard the punchline.

Perhaps I will write my own joke.

"Bricks are for squids" sounds better than "kicks are for trids." Besides, I just read the Trids joke. Too long, and the payoff was...meh.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Fickle.....

 

[5StringBlues]

Fickle.....

For bits of brickle?

 

[sissy kathy]

Perhaps I will write my own joke.

"Bricks are for squids" sounds better than "kicks are for trids." Besides, I just read the Trids joke. Too long, and the payoff was...meh.

There are OTHERS, Roy's new shoes, The Pope's miracles, and others, all just as long. In each case the punch line is a groaner.

 

[5StringBlues]

Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes?

 

[FilterFunk]

Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that ate your new shoes?

Actually, it's "chewed," not "ate." Which seems like a minor quibble unless you know the line from the song "Chattanooga Choo Choo."

Even though that joke is long, I love the punch line! I first read it in a "Frank and Ernest" comic strip.

 

[hondo4life]

Chocolate choo choo?

 

[PillO]

 

[hondo4life]

There is something in my belfry.

 

[Fat Freddy]

 

[Son of Wobble]

New Superhero franchise

 

[Inkdork]

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This makes me think of when someone asked me to knit her horses a Halloween costume.... Miss Piggy and Kermit. I told her to glue some felt on a flymask... Lol.