The Random Thought Megathread

[D M C]

Tugging on Superman's cape? Pulling the mask off the Loan Arranger (a local banker)?

One summer when I was in high school, I worked for a lawn care company called the Lawn Arranger. I worked there for a month before I got the joke.

 

[catcauphonic]

Crustard: the dried crusty schmutz that's gathering under the cap on top of the squeeze top mustard bottle between uses.

I invented it, feel free to use it

 

[FingerDub]

Crustard: the dried crusty schmutz that's gathering under the cap on top of the squeeze top mustard bottle between uses.

I invented it, feel free to use it

You are a pure genius, you need to take credit for this.

 

[fingerguy]

Ladies go to the bathroom to socialize, guys go to the bathroom to get a break from them.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I thought that you did other stuff in th...



Never mind.

 

[Moogi Beans]

Crustard: the dried crusty schmutz that's gathering under the cap on top of the squeeze top mustard bottle between uses.

I invented it, feel free to use it

I like to call parmesan cheese "farmer John" cheese.

I didnt actually create it, but I do often wonder how many other people out there call it that......

 

[shadowtippy]

I like to call parmesan cheese "farmer John" cheese.

I didnt actually create it, but I do often wonder how many other people out there call it that......

7.

 

[catcauphonic]

I like to call parmesan cheese "farmer John" cheese.

I didnt actually create it, but I do often wonder how many other people out there call it that......

You're the only one that I know of so far

 

[Fat Freddy]

I like to call parmesan cheese "farmer John" cheese.

I didnt actually create it, but I do often wonder how many other people out there call it that......

Thinking that you're all alone with this one....

(Unless, of course, 7 is indeed the number).....

 

[Tom Bomb]

I call it Parma Johnno - close but no cigarillo. Count me in anyway.

 

[FingerDub]

I like to call parmesan cheese "farmer John" cheese.

I didnt actually create it, but I do often wonder how many other people out there call it that......

We call that, "Fromunda" cheese.

 

[shadowtippy]

I like to call parmesan cheese "farmer John" cheese.

I didnt actually create it, but I do often wonder how many other people out there call it that......

I thought it was that one celled animal that I can't spell.

 

[D M C]

John Cleese’s father changed the family name from Cheese to Cleese.

 

[shadowtippy]

John Cleese’s father changed the family name from Cheese to Cleese.

Which family?

 

[58kites]

Ladies go to the bathroom to socialize, guys go to the bathroom to get a break from them.

I suggest you don't get married again.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I used to really be into tractors....

John Deere's....Massey Ferguson's.....You name it......

For some reason I've totally lost interest in them.....

Does that make me an ex tractor fan?.......

 

[shadowtippy]

I used to really be into tractors....

John Deere's....Massey Ferguson's.....You name it......

For some reason I've totally lost interest in them.....

Does that make me an ex tractor fan?.......

Are you farming out your posts now?

 

[Tom Bomb]

Dear John Deere,

You're the best darned machine I've ever operated. The rest aren't a patch on you. You move me, baby. But it's over. I've met a shovel - calling a spade a spade, we're madly in love and there's a little trowel on the way. You dig?

Bye-bye baby. Don't feel bad. You're the best.

Love and kisses,

Sandy.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I'm too pretty for prison.....

 

[hondo4life]

Ladies go to the bathroom to socialize, guys go to the bathroom to get a break from them.

I go to the bathroom because it is a legal requirement. Freedom is an illusion.