The Random Thought Megathread

[Baird6869]

I always wonder what people living in rural Africa, Ethiopia, etc. would think if I brought them a big jar of Cheez Whiz or can of Squeeze Cheese.

Many of us think eating grubs and other bugs are gross, but I think Cheez Whiz would be even more disgusting in their eyes.

 

[Moogi Beans]

I think Im in the minority here, but I love the autumn flavor snacks that come out this time of year. Like pumpkin spice and caramel apple everything, haha. I actually just had a candied apple like an hour ago, and it was the best thing Ive done today

 

[Fat Freddy]

but I think Cheez Whiz would be even more disgusting in their eyes.

Dunno if they'd find it disgusting but it would probably sting a bit....

 

[Moogi Beans]

I always wonder what people living in rural Africa, Ethiopia, etc. would think if I brought them a big jar of Cheez Whiz or can of Squeeze Cheese.

Many of us think eating grubs and other bugs are gross, but I think Cheez Whiz would be even more disgusting in their eyes.

It would be appreciated if your brought them a quality cracker to have with the cheese whiz

 

[Gorn]

So buy an apple?.....

Apples are among the three edible food stuffs in my fridge. But sometimes I want an artificially flavored apple type snack and they're all cinnamonny.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Apples are among the three edible food stuffs in my fridge. But sometimes I want an artificially flavored apple type snack and they're all cinnamonny.

What can I say?.....(Shrugs)......

 

[Baird6869]

It would be appreciated if your brought them a quality cracker to have with the cheese whiz

Ritz crackers of course.

I prefer the Whiz on good old fresh Wonder Bread though. That’s REAL Canadian redneck gourmet right there. Up there with fried bologna and Kraft Dinner.

 

[Moogi Beans]

So I hear that song "All Star" by Smashmouth at work like every single day, Im sure most of you know the song.

Theres one line the frontman sings that always bothers me, when he sings "Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming".

I always feel really bothered when he sings that part, like I dont feel like you should rhyme "coming" with "coming", it always felt so off-putting to me. Dunno if anyone else has ever noticed that.

 

[ZenG]

Your sarcasm is off the charts here, I wonder how she handles it at home.

Lucky for me she doesn't know how to run a computer.

At home I never answer back. I just shut up and do what I'm told.

 

[shadowtippy]

Lucky for me she doesn't know how to run a computer.

At home I never answer back. I just shut up and do what I'm told.

I see that you are not only quick witted, you are smart, too.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[Moogi Beans]

I actually hadnt realized that before, haha. Neat. I do often wonder where these car companies get these weird emblems of theirs. I hear Chevrolet got theirs from some wall paper the guy who made the company once saw.

 

[fingerguy]

Notice how you see less if any new cars these days with the companie's name/logo on a sticker that is on the car? Now it's all license plate frames.

 

[catcauphonic]

Notice how you see less if any new cars these days with the companie's name/logo on a sticker that is on the car? Now it's all license plate frames.

Way less hood ornaments these days due to theft, and since cars are smaller they're not as necessary to be used as a sight aid to keep centered in your lane.

 

[ZenG]

Today a driverless car was caught texting while driving.

 

[Pbassmanca]

Today a driverless car was caught texting while driving.

Imagine A CAR, having to go to a provincial courthouse and sit in a room with a prosecutor and work out a deal to reduce the fine in exchange for a guilty plea? HUGE modifications to public infrastructure ( ie: widening doorways, arranging translators, etc...), in order to accommodate these "people"! #Who'spayingforallthis???

 

[ZenG]

I always wonder what people living in rural Africa, Ethiopia, etc. would think if I brought them a big jar of Cheez Whiz or can of Squeeze Cheese.

Many of us think eating grubs and other bugs are gross, but I think Cheez Whiz would be even more disgusting in their eyes.

They would say " You think we are stupid!!..?? We are not going to eat this sh*t !!! Get out of here!!!".

 

[zontar]

 

[Pbassmanca]

Sometimes.....when I hear myself talk, say on any type of recorded medium: I realize, that I sound like the biggest hoser of all time.......

 

[zontar]

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