The Random Thought Megathread

[ZenG]

Y'see....There I was....All tranquil.....Peaceful....munch, munch munch..........

Then all you lot come along with your, frankly, nasty little minds and ruin it all.....

I shall retire a little more bitter about the world than I was just a few short moments ago..........

Maybe some of this will cheer you up..

 

[5StringBlues]

Let's all shower now and try to start over.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Let's all shower now and try to start over.

Did not help.

Freakin' Animals.

 

[D M C]

Did not help.

Freakin' Animals.


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Leave that girl alone! Animals!

 

[ZenG]

 

[shadowtippy]

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Which half? That's the rub.

 

[ZenG]

Which half? That's the rub.

 

[Pbassmanca]

 

[D M C]

Which half? That's the rub.

Which half you wanna rub on a centaur?

 

[Pbassmanca]

You know when you really have to take a leak but you're just way too lazy to get up off the couch, and so you keep holding it and holding it, and posting on Talkbass.....?

 

[sissy kathy]

You know when you really have to take a leak but you're just way too lazy to get up off the couch, and so you keep holding it and holding it, and posting on Talkbass.....?

I hate when that happens.

 

[Son of Wobble]

You know when you really have to take a leak but you're just way too lazy to get up off the couch, and so you keep holding it and holding it, and posting on Talkbass.....?

There are some great catheters in the classifieds section right now

 

[Son of Wobble]

Meanwhile, out in the car....

 

[ZenG]

I hate when that happens.

 

[Member8675309]

evI eben rourdet yb yvere maelef veI rvee nowkn bceaues veI dah ot atchw “Grey’s Anatomy” yb htem lla rfo hte tsap 16 fearnik yaers.

 

[ZenG]

evI eben rourdet yb yvere maelef veI rvee nowkn bceaues veI dah ot atchw “Grey’s Anatomy” yb htem lla rfo hte tsap 16 fearnik yaers.

 

[sissy kathy]

evI eben rourdet yb yvere maelef veI rvee nowkn bceaues veI dah ot atchw “Grey’s Anatomy” yb htem lla rfo hte tsap 16 fearnik yaers.
evI eben trourdet yb yvere myaald veI rvee nowkn bceaues veI dah ot atchw “Grey’s Anatomy” yb htem lla rfo hte tsal 16 fearnik yaers.

Fixed it for you; and who is "them"?

 

[Member8675309]

Alright, I screwed up. First and last letter have to be in the usual spot.

I’ll explain. I’m sitting here being subjected to Grey’s Anatomy by my wife. It got me thinking....this abysmal show has been on for the past 14 or 16 years. Every female I’ve ever known watches this show. So, here I am, watching it, making fun of the plot, my wife telling me to shut up. Then, it dawned on me that every one of those females, including my wife, has subjected me to the same scenario of me talking, them telling me to shut up during “Grey’s”. This show never ends.

 

[Member8675309]

evI eben rourdet yb yvere maelef veI rvee nowkn bceaues veI dah ot atchw “Grey’s Anatomy” yb htem lla rfo hte tsap 16 fearnik yaers.

I’ve been tortured by every female I’ve ever known because I’ve had to watch “Grey’s Anatomy” by them all for the past 16 freakin years.

 

[ZenG]