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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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Promenade across the floor,
Sashay right on outta the door.
Out the door and in to the glade,
And everybody promenade!
Step right up, you're doin' fine,
I'll pull your beard, you pull mine.
Yank it again, like you did before,
Break it up with a tug o' war!
Now into the brook and fish for the trout,
Dive right in and splash about!
Trout, trout, pretty little trout,
One more splash and come right out!
Shake like a hound dog,
shake again,
Wallow 'round in the ol' pig pen.
Wallow some more,
you all know how, Roll around like an old fat sow!
Allemande left with your left hand,
Follow through with a right-left grand.
Now lead your partner, the dirty ol' thing,
Follow through with an elbow swing!
Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Whomp your partner with all your might!
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't dead.
Whomp him low and whomp him high,
Stick your finger in his eye!
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
Bang your heads against the ground!
Promenade all around the room,
Promenade like a bride and groom.
Open up the door and step right in,
Close the door and into a spin.
Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl,
Jump all around like a flyin' squirrel!
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear,
Just come right out and form a square!
Sashay right on outta the door.
Out the door and in to the glade,
And everybody promenade!
Step right up, you're doin' fine,
I'll pull your beard, you pull mine.
Yank it again, like you did before,
Break it up with a tug o' war!
Now into the brook and fish for the trout,
Dive right in and splash about!
Trout, trout, pretty little trout,
One more splash and come right out!
Shake like a hound dog,
shake again,
Wallow 'round in the ol' pig pen.
Wallow some more,
you all know how, Roll around like an old fat sow!
Allemande left with your left hand,
Follow through with a right-left grand.
Now lead your partner, the dirty ol' thing,
Follow through with an elbow swing!
Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Whomp your partner with all your might!
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't dead.
Whomp him low and whomp him high,
Stick your finger in his eye!
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound,
Bang your heads against the ground!
Promenade all around the room,
Promenade like a bride and groom.
Open up the door and step right in,
Close the door and into a spin.
Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl,
Jump all around like a flyin' squirrel!
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear,
Just come right out and form a square!
Pbassmanca
In the pocket n' thumpy. So woody, so greasy...
Little pieces of tape with letters on stuck to your bass neck now?
.......
Google has made us all lazy, myself included. All I need to do is start typing in words and stop mid-sentence knowing that the rest will be filled in.
That being said, did you ever won
That being said, did you ever won
There are two types of people:
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information.
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information.
I’ve forgotten what we’re talking about.
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