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The Random Thought Megathread

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The tentacles thing may have something to do with Octopussy.

"Octopussy" [edit]
Secret Service operative James Bond, code name 007, is assigned to apprehend a hero of the Second World Warimplicated in a murder involving a cache of Nazi gold. Bond appears only briefly in this story, which is told mostly in flashback from the perspective of Major Dexter Smythe, the man Bond has been sent to bring in. Smythe remained in Europe after the war, found the gold with the help of a mountain guide, and killed him in order to keep it for himself. Bond was put on the case after the guide's body fell out of a glacier and he recognized the man as a ski instructor and father figure from his youth. Smythe is now a melancholy alcoholic living alone on the beach, interacting mainly with the residents of its coral reef – including the titular Octopussy, a beloved 'pet' Invalid Link Removed that Smythe feeds and talks to.

Bond chooses not to take Smythe into custody immediately, but leaves him to contemplate his options – suicide or a court martial. As Smythe hunts for scorpion fish to feed Octopussy, he suffers a sting which triggers a fatal heart attack, during which Octopussy pulls him under. Deciding to spare Smythe's reputation, Bond classifies the death as an accidental drowning.
An alcoholic living on the beach, and now he's dead.

Sooo... There's a position open??!?
 
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If any of you have nipple rings, just be aware that they don't cause any problems until the unlikely day that you may need to be revived by a defibrillator, in which case your nipples will fry off.

Are nipple rings not detachable?

Good thing those balls that close the ring or on the ends of the barbells screw right off :thumbsup:

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Did I just break a TB rule? :wideyed: Naww, there's no flesh in these fotos, and this is for edgumakashunal purposes only ... no dirtier than a National Geographic photo :whistle:

I wish I still had a copy of that chest X-ray from '92(?) when I had a full on nipple shield similar to this one. It was cool :smug: >
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A good time was had by all.

You will have to ask Catcauphonic about the doughnut.
I ate all of mine. :D
^ It's all true! Wow, that dude can choke down a dirty named triple eclair sized donut, and I've got the photo evidence to prove it, but I'm not gonna post it without permission (unless I need a good blackmail scheme ;).)

But I'll show you mine >
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^ It's all true! Wow, that dude can choke down a dirty named triple eclair sized donut, and I've got the photo evidence to prove it, but I'm not gonna post it without permission (unless I need a good blackmail scheme ;).)

But I'll show you mine > View attachment 3019014 View attachment 3019012
Dude! Choke down a few of those and a pack of Newports and you're not gonna be around too long. As your doctor, I'd advise you to ease up on one or the other!
 
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