The Random Thought Megathread

[S-Bigbottom]

Hi.

 

[shadowtippy]

Hi.

No. Are you?

 

[the harp unstrung]

It Don’t Come Easy.

 

[D M C]

It Don’t Come Easy.

It come hard. Sorry be so graphic.

 

[Pbassmanca]

I think you mean shuffle. You can’t shuffle. Dealing is easy.

Maybe if you took up a hobby to increase your dexterity, like - I’m just spitballing here - bass guitar, it might help.

Funny scheisse!

 

[Pbassmanca]

...All the life that's gone by..

 

[5StringBlues]

Slow and easy grins the face.

 

[5StringBlues]

I see Scraps is a boy dog.

 

[D M C]

Argie bargie brouhaha
Fogna balogna

 

[5StringBlues]

I wonder if dogs sit and try to figure out how old they are in people years.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I wonder if dogs sit and try to figure out how old they are in people years.

Nope.
That is a stupid human game they do not have time for.

 

[twelvetrombones]

I love Nova. I have been watching episodes about smart birds, volcanoes, black holes, and the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.

 

[fcleff]

I’m at work selling liquor.

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[S-Bigbottom]

 

[catcauphonic]

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We have some of that. Lucky I'm not the litigious type

 

[D M C]

I believe that I would have made a pretty nifty rapport music singer. Except for the cursing. And the sexism. But I can still make an arrest on a couplet.

 

[IamGroot]

Every time that 15 second uninterruptible Taco Bell commercial comes on Youtube, I click the video off, hopefully denying them any revenues.

As far as Taco Bell purchases, they have lost 11 dollars a week for 3 months, so they have lost $135 of my business.

One small strike for humanity...

 

[PillO]

Every time that 15 second uninterruptible Taco Bell commercial comes on Youtube, I click the video off, hopefully denying them any revenues.

As far as Taco Bell purchases, they have lost 11 dollars a week for 3 months, so they have lost $135 of my business.

One small strike for humanity...

When I lived in California, I loved the Jack in the Box commercials and hated the Carl's Jr commercials. I didn't eat fast food so I developed a fantasy means of rewarding the commercial I liked and punishing the one I hated:
Go through the drive through at Carl's Jr and rob them. Then go through the drive through at Jack in the Box and just hand them the money.

 

[Pbassmanca]

Walking continuously at a pace of 20 minutes per mile, one could travel one light year (about 5.9 trillion miles) in 225 million years. Meaning that at the same pace, one could reach the nearest star to ours (Proxima Centauri) at a distance of 4.3 light years, in about 967 million years.

 

[toowrongfoo]

Well, that isn't as weird as the "fold a piece of paper 40 some times and reach the moon"

(no seriously, I just heard that and thought ***??????????)