The Random Thought Megathread

[shadowtippy]

Speak for yourself.

That's why my wife hates wearing pantyhose. When she farts, it makes her legs look fat.
Speaking of my wife... she told me she doesn't have wrinkles, she has laugh lines. I asked her, "What on Earth could possibly be that funny?" The stitches should come out in a week.

 

[mrjim123]

That's why my wife hates wearing pantyhose. When she farts, it makes her legs look fat.
Speaking of my wife... she told me she doesn't have wrinkles, she has laugh lines. I asked her, "What on Earth could possibly be that funny?" The stitches should come out in a week.

Sometimes silence is golden. Really golden.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I just saw an ad for Duluth "breezeshooter pants." They let air in. I guess that means they let air out, too. Now you can fart and not worry about blowing your shoes off.

Their Armachillo Bullpen underwear are fantastic. Yes you can get a year supply of other brands for the price of one but if you try these... the others will never be an option again.
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[S-Bigbottom]

Their Armachillo Bullpen underwear are fantastic. Yes you can get a year supply of other brands for the price of one but if you try these... the others will never be an option again.
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Oooo!
The regular ones are on sale.
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Luckily I do not need to worry about you all buying out all of my size.

 

[Fat Freddy]

We should recommend the Invalid Link Removed to @catcauphonic

You are most welcome....

 

[5StringBlues]

Does anybody say "Step off!" any more?

Only when I'm doing the hump.

 

[FilterFunk]

I bet that @catcauphonic gets invited to parties....

I'm pretty sure @catcauphonic IS the party!

 

[mrjim123]

I'm pretty sure @catcauphonic IS the party!

@catcauphonic is no more
He poked the mods, they showed him the door

 

[FilterFunk]

How many of you have actually been on a "high horse"?

 

[shadowtippy]

How many of you have actually been on a "high horse"?

I put mine in rehab.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I was going into rehab until I realized that I'd never actually habbed before....

Where do I go now?.....

 

[FilterFunk]

I was going into rehab until I realized that I'd never actually habbed before....

Where do I go now?.....

I hadn't thought of that.

How do you "rehab" if you've never "habbed?"

 

[shadowtippy]

I was going into rehab until I realized that I'd never actually habbed before....

Where do I go now?.....

No offence, but if someone needs habbing, it is probably you.

 

[Fat Freddy]

No offence, but if someone needs habbing, it is probably you.

Wot?....

 

[bholder]

habba habba habba habba habba. That sounds funny. Who've I offended?

 

[5StringBlues]

Habba cigar.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Habba cigar.

Don't mind if I do.

 

[5StringBlues]

Don't mind if I do.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Thigh rolled for me please

 

[FilterFunk]