The Random Thought Megathread

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[PillO]

Memorandum

TO: "Popcorn" Textured Ceilings and/or Inventors of Same
FR: Winslow
RE: Durability Deficiencies

Sir(s):

There are no adequate terms in the English language to express the contempt with which I regard your products and application methodology. It is apparently impossible to perform any sort of repair or installation work on or around a surface treated with your products that does not result in a prodigious cascade of granules and dust upon the unlucky soul tasked with doing such work. So insidious are your materials, they defy even basic precautions such as safety-rated eyewear, allowing themselves to be blown to and fro with even the slightest of air currents, virtually guaranteeing their intrusion into the eyes and/or other facial features.

If you insist upon continuing in your present course of ceiling texturing, please develop a stronger, more durable grade of adhesive, or perhaps, at least a better-tasting set of ingredients. Failing either of those recommendations, I am left with no alternative but to invite you to vigorously fornicate yourself with a generous handful of your own product.

Sincerely,
Winslow

Beware. If it is a 70s or earlier popcorn ceiling, it may contain asbestos.

 

[Winslow]

Beware. If it is a 70s or earlier popcorn ceiling, it may contain asbestos.

Yep...

 

[S-Bigbottom]

at least a better-tasting set of ingredients.

There is popcorn on your ceiling and you just now got around to having some?

You should not have waited so long, I am sure it tasted much better when it was first put up there.
This would have lasted but a few days in my house.

 

[mrjim123]

Question of the day: Why is Col. Sanders' body so small?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Question of the day: Why is Col. Sanders' body so small?

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Because it was replaced by a string bow tie.

 

[FilterFunk]

Question of the day: Why is Col. Sanders' body so small?

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I never thought of that as a stick figure. Good one!

 

[the harp unstrung]

 

[the harp unstrung]

Memorandum

TO: "Popcorn" Textured Ceilings and/or Inventors of Same
FR: Winslow
RE: Durability Deficiencies

Sir(s):

There are no adequate terms in the English language to express the contempt with which I regard your products and application methodology. It is apparently impossible to perform any sort of repair or installation work on or around a surface treated with your products that does not result in a prodigious cascade of granules and dust upon the unlucky soul tasked with doing such work. So insidious are your materials, they defy even basic precautions such as safety-rated eyewear, allowing themselves to be blown to and fro with even the slightest of air currents, virtually guaranteeing their intrusion into the eyes and/or other facial features.

If you insist upon continuing in your present course of ceiling texturing, please develop a stronger, more durable grade of adhesive, or perhaps, at least a better-tasting set of ingredients. Failing either of those recommendations, I am left with no alternative but to invite you to vigorously fornicate yourself with a generous handful of your own product.

Sincerely,
Winslow

HOF Post!!

Let’s make it unanimous!! #42

 

[the harp unstrung]

 

[Fat Freddy]

My boomerang won't come back.....

 

[bholder]

Oh Kangaroo, Oh Kangaroo
Be grateful that you're in the zoo
And not transmuted by boomerang
To zesty, tasteful kangaroomeringue!

 

[PillO]

My boomerang won't come back.....

It might be a stick.

 

[Fat Freddy]

It might be a stick.

Ripped off again.....sigh

 

[the harp unstrung]

 

[Son of Wobble]

My comprehensive thoughts on all things plastic (which is quickly becoming all things): Plastic Dreams

 

[5StringBlues]

I seem to be rather quiet today.

 

[mrjim123]

I seem to be rather quiet today.

If you've nothing to contribute then go back to picking the lint off of your socks.

 

[saltydude]

I’ve come to the conclusion more times than not we can’t get along.
Also, I’m not exclusively referring to myself but most societal issues as a whole.

 

[Son of Wobble]

I seem to be rather quiet today.

Ominously so ...