The Random Thought Megathread

[Bassball Fever]

Anyone else hiding from their Sweetwater Salesman?


Sorry I do not buy much and when I do it is nothing you carry. Yet he still calls hoping we can just chat.

Nope. I'm not important enough for them to call me.

 

[Gorn]

Anyone else hiding from their Sweetwater Salesman?


Sorry I do not buy much and when I do it is nothing you carry. Yet he still calls hoping we can just chat.

I bought a bass from them once. Once. Then I got monthly calls. I was polite each time. They stopped calling after they caught me on a bad day and I told them, not politely but without raising my voice or using profanity, that they'll never get another dime from me because of these calls. An email is one thing. Two clicks and it goes to spam. To be fair, I can block their number too but I don't want any ******* phone calls from a salesman. Ever.

 

[zontar]

There's just one small problem

#onesmallproblem

 

[FilterFunk]

It's not a "hydration system."

It's just a water bottle.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

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[IamGroot]

[A + B] <= [A] +

 

[IamGroot]

+

TB wont let me type it all in one thread.

 

[IamGroot]

Ah, b in brackets is a command for bold

 

[Fat Freddy]

Go forth and multiply.....

 

[mrjim123]

Go forth and multiply.....

-> 4th & X

÷ & conk her

eye have ∅ > to +

 

[Biffa]

Something I should have given more thought to, mourners, please read the dress code VERY carefully, because even though they are two letters apart, 'Sombre' and 'Sombrero' are a world apart in the flesh

 

[PillO]

Something I should have given more thought to, mourners, please read the dress code VERY carefully, because even though they are two letters apart, 'Sombre' and 'Sombrero' are a world apart in the flesh

Yeah, hate when people show up to a funeral without a hat...

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Now would be a good time for Santa to show up.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Yeah, hate when people show up to a funeral without a hat...

...or pants....

 

[PillO]

...or pants....

Pants are ALWAYS options.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Hmmmm.....I'll give that thought some serious consideration.....
(I wont, of course, but some little spotty faced wanker said those very words to me today.....
He won't, of course, either)..........

 

[S-Bigbottom]

One of my favorite songs.




See the tag in the back, one size fits all. There pants if your short and shorts if your tall.

 

[mrjim123]

I want to be buried naked. I can't see burying good clothes six feed under, and I'm sure the worms could care less what I'm wearing. Closed casket, of course.

 

[basscooker]

If a prosthetic limb deteriorates is it entropy or atrophy?

 

[mrjim123]

If a prosthetic limb deteriorates is it entropy or atrophy?

I would check for termites.