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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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"And his peg-leg got woodworm and broke into three."
Prosthetic limbs do not atrophy, they rot. So, it is better phrased "entropy or gangrene".
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"Some people tell me I'm ignorant, and some people tell me I'm apathetic - I just don't know, and I just don't care!"
Ice cream before noon is much better.
Also a couple weeks ago the after 9pm walking into a bar to meet up with a group after just getting a triple scoop waffle cone was pretty good to.
They let me finish it in peace.
Also a couple weeks ago the after 9pm walking into a bar to meet up with a group after just getting a triple scoop waffle cone was pretty good to.
They let me finish it in peace.
Dairy Queen dip cones leeloominai lektarariba lamina tchai ekbat de sebat.
Moltipas.
Moltipas.
I wonder whatever happened to that Groot dude.
Seemed like a nice guy.
Seemed like a nice guy.
From now on I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin. Equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
Do you know how long that's going to take?
Do you know how long that's going to take?
Ya, I have missed him since he quit.
Hope he is doing well.
edit: Darn e snuck in at the end. Had to remove the trespasser.
Thanks @D M C.
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Do not use this battery to power your Indonesian baby... 
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gonna, cheese on down cheese on down the roaaaaad! Come on and, cheese on down cheese on down the road!
Memorandum
TO: Lightning Bolt
FR: Winslow Residence
RE: Destruction of Light Fixture
Sir:
While your recent display of atmospheric pyrotechnics above our home was most impressive, we would appreciate it if you would limit your electrostatic discharges to the exterior surroundings of the house. The light fixture you blew out was relatively new, and had an excellent track record as a reliable, energy-efficient performer of its duties. So far as I am aware, neither it, nor any member of this household, had done anything whatsoever to provoke you, much less warrant such an intrusion.
We are aware, of course, that you could have done a great deal more damage to this structure, and as such, we do appreciate your restraint. However, it is still very annoying to have to replace a fixture on a "popcorn" textured ceiling, and we would prefer not to have to do so again in the near future.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Sincerely,
Winslow
TO: Lightning Bolt
FR: Winslow Residence
RE: Destruction of Light Fixture
Sir:
While your recent display of atmospheric pyrotechnics above our home was most impressive, we would appreciate it if you would limit your electrostatic discharges to the exterior surroundings of the house. The light fixture you blew out was relatively new, and had an excellent track record as a reliable, energy-efficient performer of its duties. So far as I am aware, neither it, nor any member of this household, had done anything whatsoever to provoke you, much less warrant such an intrusion.
We are aware, of course, that you could have done a great deal more damage to this structure, and as such, we do appreciate your restraint. However, it is still very annoying to have to replace a fixture on a "popcorn" textured ceiling, and we would prefer not to have to do so again in the near future.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Sincerely,
Winslow
Memorandum
TO: "Popcorn" Textured Ceilings and/or Inventors of Same
FR: Winslow
RE: Durability Deficiencies
Sir(s):
There are no adequate terms in the English language to express the contempt with which I regard your products and application methodology. It is apparently impossible to perform any sort of repair or installation work on or around a surface treated with your products that does not result in a prodigious cascade of granules and dust upon the unlucky soul tasked with doing such work. So insidious are your materials, they defy even basic precautions such as safety-rated eyewear, allowing themselves to be blown to and fro with even the slightest of air currents, virtually guaranteeing their intrusion into the eyes and/or other facial features.
If you insist upon continuing in your present course of ceiling texturing, please develop a stronger, more durable grade of adhesive, or perhaps, at least a better-tasting set of ingredients. Failing either of those recommendations, I am left with no alternative but to invite you to vigorously fornicate yourself with a generous handful of your own product.
Sincerely,
Winslow
TO: "Popcorn" Textured Ceilings and/or Inventors of Same
FR: Winslow
RE: Durability Deficiencies
Sir(s):
There are no adequate terms in the English language to express the contempt with which I regard your products and application methodology. It is apparently impossible to perform any sort of repair or installation work on or around a surface treated with your products that does not result in a prodigious cascade of granules and dust upon the unlucky soul tasked with doing such work. So insidious are your materials, they defy even basic precautions such as safety-rated eyewear, allowing themselves to be blown to and fro with even the slightest of air currents, virtually guaranteeing their intrusion into the eyes and/or other facial features.
If you insist upon continuing in your present course of ceiling texturing, please develop a stronger, more durable grade of adhesive, or perhaps, at least a better-tasting set of ingredients. Failing either of those recommendations, I am left with no alternative but to invite you to vigorously fornicate yourself with a generous handful of your own product.
Sincerely,
Winslow
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