The Random Thought Megathread

[5StringBlues]

While you're fixing things fix me a drink, you worthless old hunk of demented curd.

Fixed.



One rainwater and pure grain alcohol , to go.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Passing on the rainwater.....

 

[Funky Ghost]

I misspelled a word so severely today that auto correct said "I got nuthin' man."

 

[Jay2U]

Thanks! Just hope Doug doesn't pack her in popcorn. That stuff gets all over

I hope you live a long and awesome life together.

 

[Jay2U]

Televisio has a lot of subtle effects


Working 60 hour weeks. Not playing music with anybody, but trying to woodshed on my jazz chops when I have strength left over.

The LE guys I shared a house with moved on to other assignments. I just met one of my two new roomies. She seemed nice, but the 6 AM race for the bathroom is going to be interesting. I need to get a bathrobe.

A bathrobe??? Those are for the weak!

 

[IamGroot]

A bathrobe??? Those are for the weak!

She is at least 30 years younger than me, african american, and I dont think she wants any crap, lest she harm my brothers.

Yep, weak.

 

[5StringBlues]

Seriously you guys.

 

[Krisfield]

Had my kidney function tested the other day. Apparently I eat too may vegetables and fruit...

 

[D M C]

Up at 4am for the second night in a row.

 

[mrjim123]

Had my kidney function tested the other day. Apparently I eat too may vegetables and fruit...

EAT MOR CHIKIN

 

[saltydude]

I can’t get any contractors to help me finish my home restoration because all I have to offer is money.

 

[mrjim123]

I can’t get any contractors to help me finish my home restoration because all I have to offer is money.

Try war bonds. Or, you could make coffee.

 

[saltydude]

Try war bonds. Or, you could make coffee.

I’d buy a Coffee franchise at this point if I thought it would help.

 

[shadowtippy]

Up at 4am for the second night in a row.

Are you up early or up late?

 

[FilterFunk]

 

[Son of Wobble]

 

[Fat Freddy]

 

[Fat Freddy]

What I love, is when you click on one of these bastards and the volume is set to "Aaaaaargh!.."

 

[Fat Freddy]

DISASTER!!!.....

Oz retains the Ashes.....

 

[FilterFunk]

You'll* probably never be as cool as Jason Momoa singing "Aqua Boogie."

Then again, you'll* probably never be as cool as Jason Momoa doing anything.



*By "you'll," I really mean "I'll."