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The Random Thought Megathread

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1st Voice: Boy, you listen to your old Pappy
2nd Voice: Yeah, Pappy
1V: And stop drinking so much
2V: I'm-I'm ain't been doing so much drinking, Pappy
1V: Shut up, boy! You drink all day and you drink all night and you
know, son, that that ain't right
2V: Oh Pappy, you just give me a chance. I, I can, I . . .
1V: Shut up, boy! Boy, you're lookin' thin as a twig
2V: I know that . . .
1V: Look likes your dear old Pappy - about to blow your wig
2V: Oh I'm gonna blow my wig, Pappy

What's the use of getting sober
When you're gonna get drunk again?
Oh Sam done something fine
When he bought that good whiskey, beer and wine
I love my whiskey and I love my gin
Every time you see me I'm in my sin
So what's the use of getting sober
When you're gonna get drunk again?

I went out last night about half past one
Thought I'd whoop it up a little and have some fun
I got me a half pint about half past two
Mmm, mmm, the way I was feeling you know what I wanna do
Got me a pint about half past four
Felt so good, went out and got me some more
Got me a quart about half past five
Boy, that was so nice didn't know if I was dead or alive

So what's the use of getting sober If you're gonna get drunk again?


Well I've been thinking,
But I keep drinking
I guess I'm 'bout lose my mind!
 
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5StringBlues said:
Everybody except D M C, people that share D M C's DNA, The Fonz, and Lean John Wyatt do the Michigan rag


Everybody except D M C, people that share D M C's DNA, The Fonz, and Lean John Wyatt like the Michigan rag

Every babe
And Jane
And Ruth

( but not D M C, people that share D M C's DNA, The Fonz, and Lean John Wyatt )

From Weehauken
To Duluth

Slide, ride, fly to Michigan
Stomp, romp, hop to Michigan
Jump, hop, up to Michigan Rag

That lovin' rag!!!
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Duluth? Buck-o, you can get Tierra del Fuego!
 
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