Ya... I hope they put on their pizza cuttin' shoes.Looks...errrm......

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Ya... I hope they put on their pizza cuttin' shoes.Looks...errrm......

Ooo! Ooo! Pizza Cutting Figure Skating Championships.


How very disappointing.....Burbank is neither beautiful nor does it have a downtown.
Burbank is neither beautiful nor does it have a downtown.
Burbank is neither beautiful nor does it have a downtown.

I thought it was Laugh In.
I always got the impression that Carson was being facetious with that line, but I am glad that you clarified it!![]()
It may have been used by more than one person in that era, but I regularly heard it from Carson. Of course, who knows... maybe he cribbed it from Rowan & Martin, or it just cross-pollinated among comedians, just because it was (is) funny.I thought it was Laugh In.
Johnny Carson, who moved “The Tonight Show” from New York to Los Angeles in 1972, also used the “beautiful downtown Burbank” line but never tried to take credit for it.
“He said, ‘We’re using “beautiful downtown Burbank,” and I told him, ‘That’s fine — not a problem,’” Owens recalled.
Carson and others who quoted him invariably delivered Owens’ line with more than a hint of sarcasm.
You can at a local University with dorms on campus. Them youngsters need nice plates and bowels to eat on.Family heirloom Antique China stuff has little to no value. You can’t even give it away.
You can at a local University with dorms on campus. Them youngsters need nice plates and bowels to eat on.
A nice gold banded bone china will make you King or Queen while eating cereal and pizza.
Good luck with a Grandfather Clock also.Sad but true. The tradition of being formal and having a family conversation around the table is fading away. Kids young adults, don’t much care for these possessions so there’s hoards of fancy expensive antique china just sitting in storage.
This is so true, and such a source of consternation for me. As the firstborn of Ma & Pa Winslow, I've been bequeathed so much "heirloom" stuff, it's just about chokes me. To make things even more pointless though, Mrs. Winslow and I have no heirs of our own! What in the flaming Hades am I supposed to do with this stuff??Kids young adults, don’t much care for these possessions so there’s hoards of fancy expensive antique china just sitting in storage.


This is so true, and such a source of consternation for me. As the firstborn of Ma & Pa Winslow, I've been bequeathed so much "heirloom" stuff, it's just about chokes me. To make things even more pointless though, Mrs. Winslow and I have no heirs of our own! What in the flaming Hades am I supposed to do with this stuff??
It's bad enough I have to figure out who to leave all my music gear to!
Of course, there's always the build-a-pyramid-and-take-it-with-me option...
Jam session with King Tut, Ramses, and the Nile Delta Boys... sure, that'll work.![]()
Good luck with a Grandfather Clock also.
People of any age these days do not bother with clocks as decoration anymore, let alone one that sits on the floor.
Except @shadowtippy of course.


Burbank is neither beautiful nor does it have a downtown.