The Random Thought Megathread

[Fat Freddy]

So...

Friday night I come home and all of a sudden I have this horrible pain coming from my back and abdomen. Turns out I have a 3 mm kidney stone. I have no clue if I still have it but the pain is gone.

Yay for no pain!...

 

[ak56]

So...

Friday night I come home and all of a sudden I have this horrible pain coming from my back and abdomen. Turns out I have a 3 mm kidney stone. I have no clue if I still have it but the pain is gone.

This too shall pass.

 

[mrjim123]

So...

Friday night I come home and all of a sudden I have this horrible pain coming from my back and abdomen. Turns out I have a 3 mm kidney stone. I have no clue if I still have it but the pain is gone.

My uncle had those and he said the pain was worse than having a baby. I don't know how he would know that. Good luck with the delivery!

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I have no clue if I still have it but the pain is gone.

Oh... You WILL KNOW when you no longer have it.

 

[FilterFunk]

 

[Fat Freddy]

Oh... You WILL KNOW when you no longer have it.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[Fat Freddy]

Psycho Freddy

 

[charlie monroe]

Psycho Freddy

I hope for Wobble’s sake they come with matching pants

 

[Fat Freddy]

I hope for Wobble’s sake they come with matching pants

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I hope for Wobble’s sake they come with matching panties

Fixed it for you.

More ads.

 

[charlie monroe]

Fixed it for you.

If you have knowledge that FF wears panties then you have, indeed, fixed it for me.

 

[Fat Freddy]

If you have knowledge that FF wears panties then you have, indeed, fixed it for me.

What is it with you guys and my underwear?.........

And yes....panties....red or black.....silk lace....Airy in the summer months....etc....mutter....

 

[PillO]

What is it with you guys and my underwear?.........

And yes....panties....red or black.....silk lace....Airy in the summer months....etc....mutter....

I'm wearing crotchless panties right now. Sometimes I wear pantiless crotches.

 

[mrjim123]

The world record for running 100 yards backwards is 12.7 seconds. OK, everybody, carry on ...

 

[FilterFunk]

The world record for running 100 yards backwards is 12.7 seconds. OK, everybody, carry on ...

IIRC, that record was once held by Bill "Bojangles" Robinson.

 

[mrjim123]

IIRC, that record was once held by Bill "Bojangles" Robinson.

It was at first ruled to be a world record, but when they discovered he simply had his shoes on backwards he was disqualified.

 

[PillO]

The world record for running 100 yards backwards is 12.7 seconds. OK, everybody, carry on ...

I'm confused. Should I read that as 12.7 seconds or 7.21 seconds. Do they start on the finish line and run to the start line?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

IIRC, that record was once held by Bill "Bojangles" Robinson.

One of Robinson's methods for generating publicity in cities where he wasn’t the headliner was to engage in "freak sprinting" races, such as running backward. In 1922, Robinson set the world record for running backward (100 yards in 13.5 seconds).[33] The record stood until 1977, when Paul Wilson ran the distance in 13.3 seconds. [34] Although Robinson's speed running backwards is undisputed, the circumstances in which this feat was accepted as a world record are unclear, and were likely the result of a staged publicity event rather than a sanctioned athletic contest.

 

[Fat Freddy]

One of Robinson's methods for generating publicity in cities where he wasn’t the headliner was to engage in "freak sprinting" races, such as running backward. In 1922, Robinson set the world record for running backward (100 yards in 13.5 seconds).[33] The record stood until 1977, when Paul Wilson ran the distance in 13.3 seconds. [34] Although Robinson's speed running backwards is undisputed, the circumstances in which this feat was accepted as a world record are unclear, and were likely the result of a staged publicity event rather than a sanctioned athletic contest.

I am SO disappointed....