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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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This is cool....I feel obliged to like ALL of your posts now.....particularly the unlikeable ones...I gotta get outta the houseView attachment 3806334
I've been MIA with a serious health issue (not coronavirus). Slowly but surely, I'm recovering. I'll be all the way back before you know it. You have been warned!It's taken you all this time to come up with that???....
Do you need a filter change?I've been MIA with a serious health issue (not coronavirus). Slowly but surely, I'm recovering. I'll be all the way back before you know it. You have been warned!
Today at work this girl walked in and I mentioned to one of my coworkers she looks really cute. Said coworker was like I’m going to ask her for her number. A few minutes later she produces a number....but this other girl says it’s fake. Who the f should I believe.
Excuses....always with the excuses.....I've been MIA with a serious health issue (not coronavirus). Slowly but surely, I'm recovering. I'll be all the way back before you know it. You have been warned!
.....Good to see you back and on the mend man...
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As your attorney, I recommend you take my advice:
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
My "Have You Never Been Mellow" thread gets locked down but the "Count To 5000" thread is allowed to continue.
Yeah, that makes sense.
@%##$%^$^^$^%$#w@##!
Yeah, that makes sense.
@%##$%^$^^$^%$#w@##!
A good number of pages ago there was some discussion about tequila. My favorite tequila quote comes from my niece:
" I'm allergic to tequila, it makes me breakout in handcuffs".
" I'm allergic to tequila, it makes me breakout in handcuffs".
that is psychiatric advice.
legal advice is more like:
As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown flask in my shaving kit.
That's a good line, and may be stolen at some point.
My tequila story apparently got deleted along with a certain thread.
I hadn't saved a backup copy of the text, and now I'm not sure I could re-write it. 
I have been injecting tequila in an effort to thwart the Coronavirus. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
I had a vision of a little orangutan girl with a brass vessel for a head, wearing a white dress with blue flowers writing poetry.
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