The Random Thought Megathread

[5StringBlues]

O whaaaaaa ta goooooooo siaaaaam.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Starting a session on the hour, should any of you chaps need a guided meditation.

The mental clarity of Wobble is available to YOU, in other words.... You only need put in the necessary effort to reach the enlightened state I (and Brand and Musk) inhabit.

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Is that the time....appointment thingy....y'know?.....

 

[Son of Wobble]

Is that the time....appointment thingy....y'know?.....

When I count down from five to one and snap my fingers, you will remember nothing

 

[notJaco]

Say, that's sweet. Is it going on your recent build? No wait, the build was a set neck, wasn't it?
(Bloody collectors...Elon Musk, on the other hand, is selling all his earthly possessions to concentrate on Mars... He's dreamy!).

And he's the greatest dancer, too!

That's OK....I am much worse

 

[Son of Wobble]

And he's the greatest dancer, too!

That's OK....I am much worse

Hmmm, lost a bit of my Lady Crush seeing what a dance floor dud he is. But this girl will stay positive and imagine he's a worthwhile fixer-up....

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Starting a session on the hour, should any of you chaps need a guided meditation.

The mental clarity of Wobble is available to YOU, in other words.... You only need put in the necessary effort to reach the enlightened state I (and Brand and Musk) inhabit.

We are worried about you so I hired a Motivational Speaker and would like you to join our family meeting via this Zoom video below.
You do not even need to put pants on.
Just click and get inspired.

 

[notJaco]

Hmmm, lost a bit of my Lady Crush seeing what a dance floor dud he is. But this girl will stay positive and imagine he's a worthwhile fixer-up....

Maybe if you showed him some of those Saturday Night Fever clips...

 

[Son of Wobble]

We are worried about you so I hired a Motivational Speaker and would like you to join our family meeting via this Zoom video below.
You do not even need to put pants on.
Just click and get inspired.

I think I'm in the wrong frame of mind for this clip, all I can see is Phil Hartman's wife shooting him in the head while sleeps; an expiring Chris Farley crawling after the departing prostitute who just fleeced him and begging her not to go; Christina Applegate finding out she has cancer.

And don't get me started on David Spade

 

[Son of Wobble]

Maybe if you showed him some of those Saturday Night Fever clips...

Rich as he is, I'm fine to just close my eyes and do it for England

 

[notJaco]

I think I'm in the wrong frame of mind for this clip, all I can see is Phil Hartman's wife shooting him in the head while sleeps; an expiring Chris Farley crawling after the departing prostitute who just fleeced him and begging her not to go; Christina Applegate finding out she has cancer.

And don't get me started on David Spade

What happened to David Spade?....love his humor!

 

[notJaco]

Rich as he is, I'm fine to just close my eyes and do it for England

Do what? Send him to Mars?

 

[Son of Wobble]

What happened to David Spade?....love his humor!

David Spade is all yours, so long as I can have Elon Musk, who I plan to put in this hat, thus rendering him the perfect man.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Here is some headwear for David Spade.

 

[notJaco]

Here is some headwear for David Spade.


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This is more appropriate.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I think I'm in the wrong frame of mind for this clip, all I can see is Phil Hartman's wife shooting him in the head while sleeps; an expiring Chris Farley crawling after the departing prostitute who just fleeced him and begging her not to go; Christina Applegate finding out she has cancer.

And don't get me started on David Spade

You saw it too.
Good, you are on the right track.

 

[Son of Wobble]

You saw it too.
Good, you are on the right track.

Your "radical reality therapy" is working wonders, Chief. I'm seeing Reality for how awful it truly is....yet accepting it

 

[Son of Wobble]

 

[PillO]

We are worried about you so I hired a Motivational Speaker and would like you to join our family meeting via this Zoom video below.
You do not even need to put pants on.
Just click and get inspired.

At the bank once (I was paying off a mortgage) I started getting the hard sell for insurance products. They offered the open-ended question "then where would you live?" To which I replied "In a VAN, down by the RIVER". I was far more amused by this than the banker was.

 

[PillO]

Here is some headwear for David Spade.


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Do you remember when Paul Williams was cool?


No, nor do I.

 

[charlie monroe]

Do you remember when Paul Williams was cool?


No, nor do I.

How dare you. He was almost a regular on Love Boat.